Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!
Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!
Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!
Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.
Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!
Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules about age limits? Well, look no further because on our server, the only age limit is how old you feel in your heart! We’ve had players as old as 100 rocking it in our virtual world, proving that age is just a number when it comes to Minecraft.
Join us and embark on epic quests with players who have seen it all and still have the energy to mine diamonds like a pro. Our community of seasoned gamers will show you the ropes and teach you the ancient art of crafting with a side of wisdom and humor.
So come on, don’t let society dictate how old is too old for gaming. Join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world where age is just a silly concept. Let’s show the world that you’re never too old to build a pixelated empire!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content…and also discover the wonders of foreskins! Yes, that’s right, we have a special quest where you must find and collect as many virtual foreskins as possible to unlock exclusive in-game rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably question why you didn’t know about foreskins sooner. But hey, better late than never, right?
So come on, join our server and let’s uncover the mystery of foreskins together. Who knows what other surprises await us in this crazy world of blocky fun!
Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a number! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about aging again – you’ll be forever young in our virtual world!
Our server is so magical that once you log on, you’ll start aging backwards! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to smooth, youthful skin and boundless energy. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have Minecraft?
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to go on epic quests to find the mythical Fountain of Youth. Legend has it that whoever drinks from it will be granted eternal youth and immortality. Will you be the one to discover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and turn back the clock on aging! Who needs Botox when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!
Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.
Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.
Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).
But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!
Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!
Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!
And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!
Advanced protection plugins and optional economy system for safe gameplay.
Player-driven Economy
Dynamic player-driven economy for resources, items, and services trading.
Regular Updates and Improvements
Constant updates and improvements based on player feedback and suggestions.
FAQ
What is Allay SMP?
Allay SMP is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server that offers a unique gameplay experience with a touch of customization, vibrant community, and regular events and challenges.
How can I join Allay SMP?
You can join Allay SMP by connecting to the IP mc.allaysmp.org in your Minecraft client.
Are there any rules to follow on Allay SMP?
Yes, Allay SMP has a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are usually outlined in the server’s Discord or website.
Can I collaborate with other players on Allay SMP?
Absolutely! Allay SMP encourages collaboration among players, whether it’s building together, participating in events, or trading resources. The community is friendly and supportive of teamwork.
Are there any donation perks on Allay SMP?
While Allay SMP may offer donation perks, they are often focused on cosmetic or convenience items to maintain a fair gameplay environment for all players.
We are currently playing on 1.20.4 with the 1.21 experimental snapshot features! (excluding the new trial chambers.) Having the fresh tuff blocks and extra copper additions, and more!
The ArchitectSMP is an inclusive and warm group with the aim of making a pretty world together brimming with stories, possible (super-secret) shenanigans, and amazing memories.
Our vision drives us to keep redstone use to a minimum, meaning we do have foundational rules to keep farming to a relaxed level of use.
We are looking for individuals who must be 21 years or older, preferably from the American or European time zones. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just branching out, you’ll find a welcoming community of Architects from all walks of life who are always willing to join in, collaborate, and talk.
Join us to be connected to the stories of our homes, community areas, and player lore! From shops in the ground; to a megazord in the rocky sea. We can’t wait to see what you may create! Season 5 of Architect SMP has started late August, with plenty of time to join in on all the Season 5 shenanigans, such as our Easter District, ReSpawn community area or ArchPark Minigame Area.
-= APPLICATIONS =-
Join our discord, go to the #application channel, and fill in the application at the top!
We may ask to see screenshots of your favourite build to show us your style, inspirations, and overall vibe as a possible future Architect!
“A lovely server. Considerate and thoughtful group of people with some really skillful and impressive builds. Owners diligently tend to their server. I cannot say enough good things about it, come and build a few things.” – Fromtia
I never thought mini golf in Minecraft could be so accurately made, or so incredibly fun! Seasonal major community projects full of games and parties are a regular thing here, and it’s amazing. Dare I say the games are even better than the Hermits’? – Jaknz
FAQ
Question
Answer
What version of Minecraft are you currently playing on?
We are playing on Minecraft version 1.20.4 with the 1.21 experimental snapshot features.
What are the age requirements to join?
Individuals must be 21 years or older to join.
Can I join if I am not from American or European time zones?
While preference is given to those from these time zones, individuals from other time zones are also welcome to join.
Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers!
Features:
– Unique Weapons:
* Katanas
* Greatswords
* Quarterstaffs
* Daggers
* Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell)
* More is under development!*
– Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness.
– Quests with unique Dialogue GUI.
– And many more!
The server provides you with 5 sections, namely: Survival, BuildBattle, Skyblock, Creative and SMP.The Survival server has various systems that will make your game much more pleasant and less boring, for example: 3 types of pecans, a menu with special abilities that will make your game easier, unique jobs for which you have to move and even do missions in order to earn your money, you can marry your boyfriend/girlfriend to benefit from an extra house and to be able to teleport to each other without problems, you can also have a child who will take care of your things if you have too many, 3 skills from which you can choose one to help you depending on how you want to play: defensive, offensive or utility, an economy with 3 types of coins and many others.On Skyblock, the islands are made by our colleagues who are skilled in construction and excited to play on them too, the generators are simple and efficient, this eases the work and the mining time will be shorter than with a regular generator, and to diversify your way of the game you can choose to do challenges that are divided into several levels depending on your progress. SlimeFun is also present to take you out of the routine of a regular server.Creative is waiting for you to put your imagination and ingenuity into practice in any way you want. You have access to creative gamemodes, and you can change the plots if you want more space to build. For more fun, we suggest building with a friend.Build Battle will surprise you with its arenas and is waiting for you to show your friends your builder talent, you can even invite the staff to fight in the built, and if you are brave and skilled enough, why not, even the builders and designers ours.SMP, also known as SurvivalMultiPlayer, is vanilla, it does not have any plugins that limit you or make it difficult for you to play the game.
VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!
Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!
What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands
-> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure
-> McMMO
-> Custom Quests
-> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win
-> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody
-> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes
-> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all
-> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.
Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!
mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles.
Customization options to make your home feel truly yours.
Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently.
Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience.
Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in?
Check these out:
Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW
Website: www.mcdaily.online
ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)