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  • NoCompliCraft

    NoCompliCraft
    Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).

    Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

    So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

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  • BdayBash Minecraft Server

    BdayBash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of drama in your relationships? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world craziness! No more waking up to mini tantrums over who said “mornin’” first or forgetting birthdays. On our server, every day is a celebration and the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • Adversity Age Accelerator

    Adversity Age Accelerator
    So, like, imagine if your brain was, like, aging super fast just from, like, living a rough life when you were a kid. Crazy, right? But, like, on our Minecraft server, you can, like, reverse that shizz! Join us and your brain will, like, de-age or something. It’s, like, magic but in a blocky world. So, like, come join us and experience the ultimate brain rejuvenation! It’s, like, better than any potion or enchantment out there. Trust us, your brain will thank you later.

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  • CaveCraft: Stone Age Shenanigans

    CaveCraft: Stone Age Shenanigans
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT STONE AGE ARTIFACTS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO BRRR! WE FOUND SOME CRAZY STUFF IN CAVES LIKE ENGRAVED GEOMETRIC PATTERNS THAT WILL MAKE U QUESTION REALITY. COME JOIN US AND UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE PAST WHILE BUILDING EPIC CREATIONS IN THE PRESENT. PLUS, WE GOT DINOSAURS RUNNING AROUND THAT U CAN TAME AND RIDE INTO BATTLE. YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

    Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost
    yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

    we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

    we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

    so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

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  • Omega Age Boost Server

    Omega Age Boost Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

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  • BlockyLicenseRenewal

    BlockyLicenseRenewal
    Are you tired of boring old road tests to renew your license? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in a different kind of test – a block-building test! That’s right, to renew your license to drive in our virtual world, you must prove your skills in building the most epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs parallel parking when you can build a castle out of diamond blocks instead?

    Join our server and show off your creativity and building prowess. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon will personally congratulate you if you pass the test. So why settle for a regular road test when you can embark on a blocky adventure of a lifetime? Join us now and let the building begin!

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  • TinyTots Tumor Takedown

    TinyTots Tumor Takedown
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy things happening, like, we have a secret lab where we study, like, pediatric cancer and stuff. but get this, the lab is run by, like, mutant turtles who are also doctors. they wear little lab coats and everything, it’s wild.

    and, like, the best part is that the kids with cancer get to play Minecraft with the turtles while they’re getting treatment. it’s, like, therapy and gaming all in one. and, like, the turtles are super smart, they know all about T cells and inflammation and mutation rates. they’re, like, the best doctors ever.

    so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and help advance precision immunotherapy for kids with cancer, you gotta join this server. plus, you get to hang out with mutant turtles in lab coats, how cool is that?

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  • ExcuseMeImCrafting

    ExcuseMeImCrafting
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

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  • CraftyLiar420

    CraftyLiar420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is the only thing that matters! Join us and experience a world where skipping grades is the norm and birthdays are just a number away from being legal!

    Our server is filled with friendly players who may or may not be lying about their ages, but hey, who’s counting? We have a group of guys who will make you feel comfortable, just like in high school, but without the drama of accidentally revealing your true age and getting called an asshole for “leading them on.”

    So come on in and join the fun, where age is just a number and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who knows, you might even find a group of friends who won’t judge you for being a little younger than you let on. See you in the game!

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