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Cooking Mama Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing cooking is your character in a lava pit? Well, look no further because on our server, the women are not only experts at cooking basic dishes, but they can also whip up a mean Minecraft cake with just a few clicks of their mouse! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you’ll learn how to craft the most delicious virtual meals while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. Who needs a cookbook when you have a diamond sword and a hunger bar to fill? Join now and let the cooking (and crafting) begin! -
Age 38 No GF Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the harsh reality of being forever alone in real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle! Our server is the perfect place for those who have never experienced the joys of dating, holding hands, or even just making friends.Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even find some virtual love along the way (because let’s face it, it’s probably the closest thing you’ll get to a relationship). Our server is filled with quirky characters, insane builds, and endless opportunities for fun.
So why waste your time in the real world when you can escape to our Minecraft SMP and finally experience what it’s like to be part of a community? Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!
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Cute Minecraft SMP Girl
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time.Picture this: a server where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. Where the villagers throw epic raves every Saturday night and the Ender Dragon is just misunderstood and wants to be your BFF.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a visit. And did we mention that the Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava water slides?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. And remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re battling zombie pigmen with a group of senior citizens who are surprisingly good with a bow and arrow.
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Game Over Age – Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you feel like your block-building skills are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you can leave your noob days behind and become a Minecraft legend!Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!
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Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.
From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!
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Age 28 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft! -
Half Year Kids Land
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?
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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!
Vaudeville Minecraft Server
Overview Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone! Features:
Many mods to help immerse you into rp! - Currency
- Vehicles
- Over one hundred meals to cook
- Over one hundred décor items
- and much more!
Character Building! - Create your character and tell their story!
- Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons! - New Season every 3 months!
- Economy reset every season!
- New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs! - Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
- Be a criminal!
- Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
- Become the best journalist!
- Compete with other restaurants!
- Be an adventurer!
- And much more!
If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!
Click here to join the Discord server!
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome! What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed. How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months! Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish! What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more! -
Age Gap Parents Minecraft SMP
Are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as my family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and dive into a world where anything is possible.Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!