LOL join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like tryna make Communist China yo mama! Taiwan’s president be like, “Nah bro, we older than dat, ain’t no way China gonna be our mama!” So come join dis server and be part of da epic battle for who’s gonna be yo mama! Plus, we got epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind! So what you waitin for? Join now and show China who’s boss!
CommieCraft Minecraft Server
ElderlyCraft – Where age is just a number!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky adventures!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.
ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.
Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk
hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!
we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.
so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!
Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!
Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks Features Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat Community Size Approximately 40 members aged 16-25 Season Length Around 14-19 months Requirements Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds) FAQ:
Why Join Us?
Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.
What are the Requirements to Join?
- You must have a Discord account.
- You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
- We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
- Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.
If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH
CelebNotDeadYet – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with all sorts of crazy characters, like the zombie who thinks he’s a fashion designer and the creeper who’s secretly a master chef. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa dancing lessons in the Nether!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking animals, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see if you can survive the madness!
Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek
come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?PoolPeepingSteve
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.Reasons to join our server:
– Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job
– Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care
– Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe
– Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the poolSo come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!
AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun
Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!