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ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	28
Votes:	4585	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	281	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Items Found:	5872	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ores Mined:	5932
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Animals Bred:	147
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9812
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1687	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4245	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	58
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Ores Mined:	6145

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!