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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 8734 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!