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Age Milestones

  • Minecraft Adventure Realm 17+

    Minecraft Adventure Realm 17+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Apocalypse of Blocky Delight! Why You MUST Play Here!

    Are you ready to transcend the very fabric of your mind and dive into the *most* magnificent Minecraft experience ever conceived? Or is it the most horrifically grating prison of pixels that will shatter your sanity fragment by fragment? Join us, dear soul, where skyscrapers float upside down in the realm of pure chaos! This server is both a portal to heaven and a ticket to the fiery abyss at the same time! You’ll never know if you are HERE or if it’s just a mirage projected by the orange cat watching you from the corner of your room! Play recklessly, abandon logic, and embrace the bizarre!

    Features That Will Leave You Questioning Reality

    Feature Description
    Gravity? What’s That? Blocks float if truth is questioned; jump into dream-like visions while crafting a house of spaghetti!
    Inverted Biomes Sand in the sky, oceans made of cheese! Gather resources while you bathe in sorrow and pineapple juice!
    Time Warp Mechanic Experience every moment either a thousand years in the future or right before the dawn of dinosaurs. Choose wisely!
    Invisible Blocks Why see the ground when you can fall through nothingness? It builds character. Trust the void!
    Falling Cows Cows rain from the sky, whispering secrets about the universe. Collect them for all the answers that don’t exist.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?A: Joining is easy! Just take a left at the intersection of madness and reality, sweet reminders of childhood will guide the way. But don’t trust the teddy bear—it knows too much.

    Q: What kind of community can I expect?A: A brilliant tapestry of fragmented souls woven by the invisible threads of destiny! Members don’t need to talk; their thoughts echo through the stillness like forgotten echoes of the universe!

    Q: Is there a goal in the game?A: Goals are illusions crafted by feeble minds! Success is merely a fleeting itch on the foot of space-time! Enjoy the chaotic journey as your sanity slips away like sand through your fingers!

    Random Fragments from the Deranged Reviews

    “shes almost 18. may 12, 2007 (age 17 years)”—A profound statement that begs interpretation!

    “I saw a diamond in the void, it glimmered with the secrets of existence!”

    “The cheese monsters lurk in every corner, waiting for the next victim to embrace the absurdity!”

    “What is life but a collection of blocky shapes?”

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  • KidAtHeartMC SMP

    KidAtHeartMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures, bro.

    Like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken boss that was shooting lasers out of its eyes, bro. And then we all had to team up and defeat it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. It was so epic, bro.

    And like, the admins on this server are so cool, bro. They’re like wizards who can make anything happen. One time, I asked for a pet dragon and they actually gave me one. It was so lit, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and have the craziest adventures, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best thing ever.

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  • BoomerCraft420

    BoomerCraft420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and you’ll feel like a spry teenager again, dodging creepers and building epic structures like it’s nobody’s business. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis instead? Join now and turn back the clock on aging!

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  • BoomerCraft: Where 30 is the New 10

    BoomerCraft: Where 30 is the New 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft as an adult? Well, fear not, because on our server, being 30 years old is the perfect age to join! In fact, we have a special “30 and Fabulous” club where players over 30 get exclusive perks like diamond armor that never breaks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, age is just a number, but fun is forever!

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  • Lost in Space: A Server that’s a Blast! Astros Reach SMP, Now with 1.21 Update!

    Lost in Space: A Server that’s a Blast! Astros Reach SMP, Now with 1.21 Update!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: Astros Reach
    Server Type: SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Server Age: 1 year
    Server Version: 1.21
    Hardware: Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4

    Overview:

    Astros Reach is a long-term, community-oriented SMP where every player matters. The server has been in business for 1 whole year and is constantly looking for new members to join its tight-knit community. With a focus on vanilla Minecraft inspired by Hermitcraft, the server offers a range of features including a vanilla world, free creative world, weekly and monthly events, and a knowledgeable community.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join Astros Reach?

    In order to join, you need to join the Discord server and fill out a short application. Once completed, a staff member will contact you to provide more information and get you started. Please note that only players aged 18 and older are allowed to join.

    2. What does Astros Reach offer?

    Astros Reach offers a long-term vanilla world that is regularly maintained and expanded by players, a free community-use creative world, weekly and monthly events, a helpful community, and caring staff members who strive to make every player’s experience special.

    3. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server currently runs on version 1.21, which has recently been updated from 1.20.4. The server also uses various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience.

    4. Are there any age restrictions for joining?

    Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Astros Reach. The server heavily recommends having a microphone for communication purposes.

    5. What is the server’s Discord link?

    You can join the server’s Discord using the following link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

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  • RedeemCraft Minecraft Server

    RedeemCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of blocky adventures.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the Talmud had some redeeming qualities, and so does our server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – joke-telling cows!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some crazy antics and epic battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden secrets of the Talmud along the way. See you in the game!

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  • Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life

    Minecraft SMP: RuinCraft – ruins your fucking life

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living a boring and mundane existence? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on a server that will RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE in the best way possible.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a band of mischievous players who are hellbent on causing chaos. They’ll prank you, steal your diamonds, and maybe even set your house on fire (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think).

    But that’s not all! We have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is filled with explosives and you have to survive the night without blowing up. Or how about “Zombie Apocalypse Saturdays” where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for your life?

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Your life will never be the same again… in the best way possible.

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  • PartyCraft21 – No SIL Allowed!

    PartyCraft21 – No SIL Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of a creeper blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s 21st birthday party.

    Imagine a world where your best friend gets invited to a party, then uninvited, then re-invited, all within the span of a few days. That’s the kind of rollercoaster you can expect on our server – except instead of party drama, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

    And who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can stand up to overbearing hosts and demand to celebrate your birthday your way? Take control of your virtual world just like this player took control of their party plans.

    So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a llama. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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  • PCGamerPro Minecraft SMP

    PCGamerPro Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where the pigs are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the trees drop enchanted golden apples instead of regular old apples. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, join our server now! Trust us, your gaming pc will thank you for it.

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  • BlockyLoveChat

    BlockyLoveChat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about communication in maintaining a healthy sexual relationship!

    Join us for some steamy role-playing adventures where you can practice your communication skills in the most intimate ways possible. From whispering sweet nothings in your partner’s ear to negotiating safe words for those intense PvP battles, our server has it all.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get talking (and maybe a little more 😉) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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