age experiences Minecraft Servers

age experiences

  • Forever Young Minecraft SMP

    Forever Young Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, craftin’ enthusiasts and pixelated warriors! If you want to level up your Minecraft experience on an extreme level (and I mean, like insane-o levels), then you gotta hop on this totally bonkers SMP that has more wackadoodle vibes than a dancing creeper on a sugar rush!

    Okay, so first off, you know how some people say “age is just a number”? Well, in this Minecraft world, age is literally the coolest power-up you can get, like some FFVII materia or something. Imagine you could stay as a 5-year-old forever in-game! You’d be 5 years old, but you’d mine diamonds like a pro, and you’d never have to suffer from adult responsibilities like taxes and eating vegetables! Instead, you’re just like “Screw it, I’m building a castle made of candy canes and chocolate fountains!” Because why not?!

    Also, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon drops unicorn horns and a legendary “Sapphire Taco” when you defeat it here. Not even kidding! You can use that taco to summon rainbows and fly (totally not true but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you eat the taco while doing the Macarena, you’ll unlock secret dimensions! Dimensions where you can live and fight sugar zombies and farting skeletons or something!

    But wait, there’s MORE! This SMP is filled with the kind of shenanigans that make even the most epic tales sound like boring bedtime stories from grandma. Like, there was this one guy who got lost in a cave for TWO WEEKS, survived only on cooked chicken, and then swore he saw a cow that could talk and gave him life advice! Like, dude, if I’m gonna get life advice from a cow, it better involve steak recipes!

    Now, I’m talking about builds that are more over-the-top than a cat wearing sunglasses on a flamingo floaty. Ever wanna build the Great Wall of Pizza? You can! Why not? We’re gonna shove mushrooms in the walls too. And then kobolds will move in because they heard there’s free pizza—uh, I mean mushrooms!

    And what about community events? When was the last time you battled a giant chicken in an arena made of diamond blocks? Spoiler alert: it was today! The winner gets a cape made of shulker shells and a lifetime supply of enchanted fish, like whoa!

    So why not take a break from the boring adulting life and embrace the chaos of this utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP? You’ll meet friends who are equally as bonkers (like, you’ll find people with more creativity than a toddler with a box of crayons)! We’ve got everything from epic survival battles to total building madness, and maybe a cat who can also type in chat. (I’m not kidding; he’s my pet. His name is Mr. Mew McMuffins!)

    TL;DR: Join this crazy Minecraft SMP for unicorn tacos, existential advice from talking cows, the Great Wall of Pizza, and gloriously over-the-top nonsense, where you can age forever but still act like a 5-year-old! Come on down and let’s make some memories or whatever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

    Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP
    IP: play.barebonesmp.com
    Bedrock IP: play.barebonesmp.com:19132
    Discord: Join Discord
    Dynmap: View Dynmap
    Website: Visit Website

    Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)

    Features:

      • 24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
      • Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
      • Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
      • Dedicated Server with No Lag
      • Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
      • Custom Resource pack
      • AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
      • 3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
      • Active Discord & Community
      • Optional Proximity Voice Chat
      • Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
      • Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
      • Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
      • Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

    Server Rules:

      • No Griefing or Stealing
      • No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
      • No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
      • Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
      • Be Respectful and kind to other members.
      • Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
      • The keyword is andesite
      • No Advertising or Spamming other members.
      • No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
      • PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.

    Q: Are there any community events?

    A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.

    Q: How do I report griefing or other rule violations?

    A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.

    Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

    RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!

    Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!

    So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UncleNoob’s Minecraft Server

    UncleNoob’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you need a break from all the kiddos in your life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be as carefree as a blocky chicken!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.

    With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP