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Myopia Masters: Bifocal Kids

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Animals Bred:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

join this cray cray minecraft server, where we got young nearsighted kids wearing bifocal contact lenses running around like headless chickens! but don’t worry, once they take off those funky lenses, they still keep the benefits! it’s like magic, but with pixels and creepers. come join the fun and watch myopia progress at an age-expected rate, whatever that means! just don’t forget to bring your own bifocal contact lenses, cuz we don’t provide those here. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get blocky!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

BritsCraft, creeper, crumpets, explosions, tea

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Crafty Crisis Crew

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	2165	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crops Grown:	5085
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

Asia, asian, Country, culture, Democracy, DesiCraft, Economy, Global, Government, India, influence, Military, Minecraft, Narendra Modi, now.., Politics, Population, power, rules, South Asia, SUPERPOWER, Technology, world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5307	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

InsomniaCraft

abandonment, break up, can’t sleep, Despair, emotional turmoil, Escape, ghosted, HEARTBREAK, InsomniaCraft, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long distance, longing, lost love, pewdiepie, Sadness, Self Discovery, self reflection, unfulfilled dreams, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of real life drama and heartbreak? Well, look no further because on our server, you can escape all that and dive into a world where anything is possible!

Join us for unlimited adventures and endless fun as you explore our vast and wacky world. Build your dream castle, tame a dragon, or even ride a unicorn – the possibilities are endless!

Forget about your ghosting ex and the wife you’ll never have, because on our server, you can create your own happy ending. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So pack your virtual bags, leave all your worries behind, and join us on this epic journey. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated princess or a handsome blocky prince. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Anime, battle, cocks, Crafty, cursed, Defeat, determination, Edition, exhaustion, FANGIRLS, Fight, Hakari, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, Manga, Powers, Rivalry, Server, SHONEN, strength, Struggle, sukuna, Supernatural, Uraume, Victory

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Votes:	6719	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where Uraume is tired of dealing with Sukuna’s fangirls obsessing over Sukuna’s cocks! Will Uraume finally get a win against Hakari? Join us for epic battles and ridiculous drama that will leave you ROFLing for days!

CD Collection Minecraft Server – Only 2 CD’s but infinite fun!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Buildings Constructed:	41
Players Killed by Monsters:	4107	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Looking to expand your music collection? Well, look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time listening to CDs when you can be building and exploring in our virtual world?

Join us for a WILD adventure filled with crazy challenges, hidden treasures, and INSANE builds. Who needs music when you can create your own symphonies with blocks and mobs?

Forget about adding more CDs to your collection, join our server and add UNLIMITED fun to your life! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let the madness begin!

Brits vs Blocks: Economy Showdown

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Potions Brewed:	179
Void Armor Forged:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so booming that Britain’s economy in 1997 looks like chump change compared to ours! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold galore!

Legend has it that players who join our server instantly become millionaires in real life. That’s right, just by playing Minecraft with us, you’ll be rolling in so much cash that you’ll make Jeff Bezos look like a broke college student!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorns and dragons you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft world. Ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to do your bidding – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your virtual riches turn into real-life wealth. Britain’s economy in 1997 has nothing on us!

WoseCraft: Where Woses Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7910
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Wose on da frontpage!

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a group of friendly creepers. These creepers not only helped the player mine diamonds faster, but they also threw a surprise party for them every time they found a new vein of diamonds!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server!

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8832	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)