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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 668 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.
Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!
