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BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

Adventure, bedrock, BIRTHDAYS, celebrate, Craft, CREEPERS, Discord, form, insomniacs, Macarena, Minecraft, proof, Safe, Server, Skeletons, smp, verify, world

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2621	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, CraftyCraft, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Farms Harvested:	828	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

community dynamics, cross-border movement, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, demographic changes, Dominican, Dominican migrants, foreign workers, Haitian migrants, immigrant experiences, immigration, immigration policies, international migration, migrant communities, migrant labor, migrant populations, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, neighbor relations, smp, Social Cohesion, social integration, societal impact

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

WaterWarriorz

aita, Cheap, dining out, Dinner, drinks, entrees, Equally, fair, financial fairness, group of friends, not paying, only had water, Refused, restaurant etiquette, share of the bill, side salad, social etiquette, split evenly, split the bill, WaterWarriorz

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	400231	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

ChinaCarBlock2021

Automotive Industry, ChinaCarBlock2021, Chinese hardware, Chinese software, connected vehicles, cybersecurity, data privacy, digital security, economic impact, foreign policy, Government, legislation, national security, propose ban, restrictions, sources, supply chain, Technology, trade war, US

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5443
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.