But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.
So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!
Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.
So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!
Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.
But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!
But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!
Join our server and chat with famous historical figures like Cleopatra, Albert Einstein, or even dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs can talk in the afterlife here). Want to have a debate with Shakespeare about his plays? Go for it. Interested in getting fashion tips from Marie Antoinette? She’s got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our afterlife server also has mini-games like “Heavenly Hide and Seek” where you can hide from angels or “Hellish Hot Potato” where you pass around a flaming potato (don’t worry, it’s not real fire).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and have the afterlife experience of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a ghost pirate or have a tea party with a unicorn. The possibilities are endless in our afterlife server!
And let me tell you, Kaori-dono’s body in this server is like, next level beautiful. Like, we’re talking pixelated perfection, man. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a work of art created by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and experience a whole new world where anything is possible, even time-traveling samurais and stunning pixelated beauties. It’s a trip you won’t regret, I promise.
| Modpack | Server IP |
|---|---|
| Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 v30 | mmc4.pumpkraft.net |
| All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 | tts9.pumpkraft.net |
Feel free to join our server directly or join our Discord for more information!
A: You can join the server directly using the provided server IPs or join our Discord for more information.
A: The server currently runs Medieval MC 4 [FORGE] 1.20.1 and All The Mods 9: To the Skies v1.1.3 modpacks.
A: Some of the extra features include toggleable PvP status, claim protection, homes/rtp/tpa system, playtime ranks, and 24/7 staff availability.
A: Yes, we always strive to create a positive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome to join and enjoy the game.
Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!
Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!
Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!
Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!
Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!
Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!
we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.
join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
| Overview |
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| Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience! |
| Features | ||||||
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| 🌍 Step into a World Like No Other! | 🎥 Watch Our Trailer | 🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay | 💹 Progress Your Way | 💵 Player-Driven Economy | 💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win | ⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client. |
| Is there a Discord community? | Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org |
| Are there in-game advantages for donations? | No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages. |
| What type of gameplay is available on the server? | Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat. |
| Can I view the server’s world map? | Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org |
We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.
Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.
Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.
Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
