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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4406 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
