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AfterGlow Minecraft SMP

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Yo, listen up, you blocky heroes! If you ain’t in this totally epic Minecraft SMP, what are you even doing with your life? I mean, c’mon! Let me hit you with some wild reasons why you NEED to join this server right now:

Creatures from Your Nightmares: Ever heard of the mighty Creeper-Pig hybrid? Yeah, you haven’t? That’s because I just made it up, but in this SMP, they’re like a dime a dozen! Picture it: you’re building your sweet castle, and suddenly a pig explodes near you! Bet ya didn’t see that coming.
Epic Battles Over Slimes: In this realm, we take slime to a whole new level! Forget about water fights; it’s all about SLIME FISTFIGHTS. Who needs armor when you can slap people with gooey green jelly? Winner gets a lifetime supply of cupcakes… if they can survive the sugary explosion!
Player-Run Taco Truck: Our server has a taco truck that serves tacos made from cooked chicken AND diamond blocks. You just can’t beat that culinary experience. “What’s the best thing to say after you had tacos?” More like, “why are my eyes turnin’ into diamonds?!"
Rage Quitting Competition: Ever rage quit because you fell into lava? Here’s your chance to win a prestigious title! It’s like the Olympics but for nerds! Prizes? I dunno, maybe a medal made of dirt? That’s right, PROVEN TREASURE!
Your Mom’s Secret Base: Wanna see your mom’s secret base? No? Too bad! In this SMP, every player’s mom has a secret base that’s like… apparently from a movie?! I haven’t even seen the movie! But now you gotta join just to find it! Good luck!
Time Traveling Chests: We’ve got chests that teleport you to 5 minutes ago. Useful, huh? Just think of all the times you failed to place a block and fell to your doom! Grab that loot and tell your past self to not be a noob! Hand slap.
Totally Legit Quests from Random Cats: Seriously, there’s these cats that give out quests like, “Go fetch me a diamond and I’ll give you… my approval or something?" They’re so chill about it, like they just want you to fail or succeed. It’s unclear. But the cat will judge you, yo.
In-Game Dance Parties: Every Friday night, we throw dance parties in the Nether, and if you don’t show up, a ghast will haunt your dreams. You think I’m kidding? I’m not. My buddy Ellen got haunted last week. We’re still trying to get the ghost while busting our moves!

So, are you ready to dive into this whirlwind of chaos? Join us now, or forever be haunted by your own bad Minecraft decisions! This isn’t just a server; it’s a lifestyle. Or at least a really weird hobby. Either way, let’s build some ridiculousness together! 🕺💥

TREE SMP: Where the server is as vanilla as a bland cupcake with no sprinkles!

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Tree SMP Server Overview:

Feature	Details
Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. When does the Tree SMP server officially open?

The Tree SMP server officially opens tomorrow (September 25) at 3PM EST, 2PM CT or 12PM PST.

2. What is the server IP and Discord link?

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

3. Is griefing and PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the Tree SMP server.

4. Can players use TnT and carpet duping on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are enabled on the Tree SMP server.

5. Are players allowed to build on the netheroof and break bedrock?

Yes, building on the netheroof and breaking bedrock are both enabled on the Tree SMP server.

Dunbar’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

SECURITY, love, sacrifice, Mr. Chief Justice, mountainside

Looking for a Minecraft server that will sacrifice everything for your safety? Look no further than our server, where we take security to a whole new level! Just like how Abraham was willing to sacrifice his son, and God made his own sacrifice, we are willing to sacrifice sleep, food, and sanity to protect our players.

Join us and witness the epic battles of Navy SEALs fighting off creepers on mountainsides in Afghanistan. See the president laying to rest fallen players at Arlington Cemetery, who bravely gave their lives to save others in the game. And if you’re lucky, you may even get a visit from God himself, testing your devotion by asking you to sacrifice your diamond sword!

So come on and join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing crazier than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

SR Ayase, reminder, Manjuu Cake Tower, Nagato META, Roma swimsuit skin

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our 7th Anniversary Nip Event where you can collect Amagi in a party dress skin that will make all the other players jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

WeddingCraft: NoSisInLawAllowed

Boundaries, WeddingCraft, NoSisInLawAllowed, family dynamics, wedding invitations

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family feuds getting in the way!

Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!

BlockBeats: Digging for Hits!

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Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re building your epic castle while jamming out to your favorite song, but suddenly, the creepers start dancing to the beat too! That’s right, on our server, even the mobs have rhythm. Join us for the ultimate musical Minecraft experience and let’s rock out together!

VuhledarRaiders – Keep calm and craft on!

Conflict, Military, Russian troops, security concerns, aggression

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are constantly storming vuhledar in donetsk oblast! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs! ukraine’s military is saying the situation is ‘steadily tense’ but that just makes the game more exciting! build your own bunker and defend against the invading troops, or join forces with them and conquer the land! who needs peace when you can have chaos and explosions in minecraft?! join now for a wild ride like no other!

TeaWorld Minecraft server

HUGE map, java, Vanilla, Economy, Website

TeaWorld is a vanilla server with RP elements. This is the place where you can take a break from studying and brighten up your gray days.Lots of features and vanilla-friendly plugins: – Plasmo Voice – Custom music – Interactive map – And much more…? A huge map measuring 20,000×20,000 and complete freedom of creativity! You can express yourself as you wish: you can found a city, become a popular builder or create automatic farms. The choice is yours!When you enter our server, you will feel at home, thanks to the friendly community. The rules are simple and can be read in two minutes. You will not be banned for trifles, the administration is not strict.➡️ More details: https://teaworld.fun/wiki? The server has just opened! Be the first to achieve your goal! Players are currently being recruited!Server without license, available on Java. Entrance from the passage.Our website: https://teaworld.funDiscord server: https://discord.gg/c27jZ7zPmgJoin us! We’ll be glad to see you!

mc.teaworld.fun

Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

Australian society, national identity, Analysis, Land, Australian identity

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

Reliable, laptop, budget-friendly, amd, high performance

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!