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  • AfterGlow Minecraft SMP

    AfterGlow Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, you blocky heroes! If you ain’t in this totally epic Minecraft SMP, what are you even doing with your life? I mean, c’mon! Let me hit you with some wild reasons why you NEED to join this server right now:

      • Creatures from Your Nightmares: Ever heard of the mighty Creeper-Pig hybrid? Yeah, you haven’t? That’s because I just made it up, but in this SMP, they’re like a dime a dozen! Picture it: you’re building your sweet castle, and suddenly a pig explodes near you! Bet ya didn’t see that coming.

      • Epic Battles Over Slimes: In this realm, we take slime to a whole new level! Forget about water fights; it’s all about SLIME FISTFIGHTS. Who needs armor when you can slap people with gooey green jelly? Winner gets a lifetime supply of cupcakes… if they can survive the sugary explosion!

      • Player-Run Taco Truck: Our server has a taco truck that serves tacos made from cooked chicken AND diamond blocks. You just can’t beat that culinary experience. “What’s the best thing to say after you had tacos?” More like, “why are my eyes turnin’ into diamonds?!"

      • Rage Quitting Competition: Ever rage quit because you fell into lava? Here’s your chance to win a prestigious title! It’s like the Olympics but for nerds! Prizes? I dunno, maybe a medal made of dirt? That’s right, PROVEN TREASURE!

      • Your Mom’s Secret Base: Wanna see your mom’s secret base? No? Too bad! In this SMP, every player’s mom has a secret base that’s like… apparently from a movie?! I haven’t even seen the movie! But now you gotta join just to find it! Good luck!

      • Time Traveling Chests: We’ve got chests that teleport you to 5 minutes ago. Useful, huh? Just think of all the times you failed to place a block and fell to your doom! Grab that loot and tell your past self to not be a noob! Hand slap.

      • Totally Legit Quests from Random Cats: Seriously, there’s these cats that give out quests like, “Go fetch me a diamond and I’ll give you… my approval or something?" They’re so chill about it, like they just want you to fail or succeed. It’s unclear. But the cat will judge you, yo.

      • In-Game Dance Parties: Every Friday night, we throw dance parties in the Nether, and if you don’t show up, a ghast will haunt your dreams. You think I’m kidding? I’m not. My buddy Ellen got haunted last week. We’re still trying to get the ghost while busting our moves!

    So, are you ready to dive into this whirlwind of chaos? Join us now, or forever be haunted by your own bad Minecraft decisions! This isn’t just a server; it’s a lifestyle. Or at least a really weird hobby. Either way, let’s build some ridiculousness together! 🕺💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epic-Craft

    Epic-Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    A server with factions that has guns, jetpacks, cars, the moon, rockets you can use to go to other worlds, custom items, custom recipes, an economy, and Emerald tools. We also have kitpvp with guns and jetpacks, creative with protected plots, and extreme parkour with command blocks.

    epiccraft-mc.no-ip.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DantyCraft

    DantyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    it has taken 3 days and an all nighter to push the server to release today/tonite!!

    hope you guys and gurls like dis server and will be upgraded soon with a new custom ip (dantycraft.net) and upgrade the ram for the server for less lag!

    so come and play today and have some phun! —————————————————————- Our currency is Grass Blocks, Markets are Villager Traders, Making a parkour soon, PvP Zone for players who wanna FIGHT, Info list on how to use Skyblock!, Staff who can help with problems!,

    216.172.106.219

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Relic-MC

    Relic-MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Relic-MC is a survival multiplayer server with light role play elements and a dedicated staff committed to making your stay as enjoyable as possible.

    Players start shipwrecked on an island, the only memory that they were sent to claim a mysterious relic. Not much is known about it, other than it has great power which could end the ongoing wars. The problem is the relic is sentient and doesn’t want to be found! Band together to survive the changing environment, monsters or even rival groups!

    Whether you want to build, fight monsters, search for clues about whats going on or just have a polite conversation with the relic when its awake, you’ll find something interesting on our server.

    Features: Working economy, light RP, player influenced plot, races, community events, contests, forums, lottery, ghosts, jail, chest protection MCDungeon, claim protection and more!

    mc.relic-mc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Budder Realms

    Budder Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Budder-Realms (also known as MC-Budder or Butter Realms) is a Minecraft server! Budder-Realms has Factions (Factions is like basic survival, but you can claim land and invite other people to your faction, take over people’s land, etc!), but with GUNS! We also have a Creative world if you don’t like to fight. (Creative Worlds, also known as plot worlds are worlds when you can free build cool things on a large area of land. You have creative mode on plot worlds and only you and people you allow can build/destroy.)

    mcbudder.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HyperFrost

    HyperFrost

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hyperfrost provides a premium minecraft experience with a relaxed and enjoyable environment, excellent community and dedicated staff.

    You wont find a server with the same feel as us, so come and find your new home here today!

    WEBSITE: http://www.hyperfrost.net IP: play.hyperfrost.net

    play.hyperfrost.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Butte County

    Butte County

    New Minecraft Servers

    Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun, Just a area for people to have fun

    104.36.85.31

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurvivalRPG

    SurvivalRPG

    New Minecraft Servers

    SurvivalRPG is a semi-vanilla minecraft server with a twist. We have the McMMO plugin, and we are adding many other plugins to simulate a typical MMO video game to keep players stimulated, and enthralled. IP: 104.37.29.8:25850 Website: survivalrpg.enjin.com Some of the server’s qualities include: -No griefing, no trolling, no racism, no prejudice policy. -Custom Villagers with more realism! -Special food from broiled zombie flesh to dragon meat with special effects more powerful than a Notch apple! -Mythic mobs -Player Jobs -Build protection -McMMo -PVP only in designated PVP areas -Contests with great prizes such as donor rank -Marriage And much more! Come check us out!

    104.37.29.8:25850

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gamestrike.de 1-12

    Gamestrike.de 1-12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Gamestrike.de your 1.11.2 server, we have almost everything 😀 it depends 🙂

    IP: Gamestrike.de TS3: Voice.Gamestrike.de Homepage: WWW.Gamestrike.de

    Gamestrike.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • McThemeParks

    McThemeParks

    New Minecraft Servers

    A 1:1 scale recreation of various theme parks around the world. Including some various custom parks. Some of the parks we have are which currently being built are Busch Gardens Tampa, Seaworld, Legoland, Holiday World, Lagoon Park. Custom Park is currently Cedar Creek.

    play.mcthemeparks.us

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP