| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6167 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
zigomium.com
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 7244 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 7499 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3862 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2466 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming wild creepers as your loyal pets.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us! We once had a player who accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake, and another player who built a roller coaster that launched players into the stratosphere.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 928 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Survive, build, and explore a vast world with friends! Economy, events, PVP, and protected builds await!
subxero.ddns.net
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7598 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7236 |
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grapeland.ru
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5936 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Not only is it available on PC and mobile, but it also has the most mind-blowing trailers that will make you want to jump right in and start building your dream world.
But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for hilarious updates and join our database/tier list to see where you rank among the best of the best. And don’t forget to roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic prizes!
Oh, and did I mention the current event? Sign up now and get free 1k crystals to kickstart your adventure. It’s like Christmas came early, but in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. This server is all about yuri, JRPG, and comedy, so get ready to laugh your way through the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3133 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Votes: | 9156 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning bolts to strike down griefers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough snacks to fuel your epic gaming sessions. So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous Minecraft world together!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9681 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5430 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 142 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Welcome to Volex, the ultimate cracked Lifesteal Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a thrilling world where every battle counts. Fight for survival as you steal health from your enemies and grow stronger with every kill. Build your empire, form alliances, or go rogue in a ruthless PvP environment. Whether you’re a lone wolf or part of a powerful faction, only the strongest will thrive. Join us now and experience the excitement of lifesteal in a truly unique Minecraft world!
88.99.91.253:50020
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9166 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can let your imagination run wild without fear of judgment. Build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
Who needs erotic roleplay when you can have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join our server now and say goodbye to pyrocynical level degeneracy forever!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 3409 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 945 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!
Join us for the chance to battle against 6 Guard Degenbrecher, who will degen your brecher like never before. And don’t forget about 6 Supporter Gnosis, who will support you in the most nonsensical ways possible.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against 5 Defender Ashlock, who will defend you with the power of a thousand suns? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 5 Sniper Greyy the Lightningbearer, who will strike you with lightning-fast jokes and puns.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where you can get your hands on the Icebreaker – THRM-EX skin. Because who doesn’t want to break the ice in style?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most absurd, ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
