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BoobiesAwayCraft

#breastfeeding, adjustment, baby’s needs, Behavior, BoobiesAwayCraft, Coworkers, discomfort, ESSENTIAL, humor, inappropriate comments, joking around, male friends, Natural, reactions, social settings, Support, topless, undermine, unsupported, valid concerns

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	1570	Buildings Constructed:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Votes:	1068	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!

KoreaCraft: Not North, Just South

Asian countries, cultural mix-up, diplomatic incident, embarrassing mistake, event organizers, flag mix-up, global audience, international event, KoreaCraft, media blunder, mistaken announcement, mistaken identity, mistaken identity scandal, mistaken introduction, national pride, news headline, north, North Korea, olympics, South, south korea, sports event, viral moment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Void Gems Collected:	36	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Players Killed by Monsters:	8682
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

u know wat else is a mistake? not joining this epic minecraft server! we got more twists and turns than south korea being called north korea at the olympics. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on the chaos and fun we have here.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! join us and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. and if u think u can handle it, we even have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps.

so come on, join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u’ll even find the legendary golden chicken that lays diamond eggs. yeah, it’s that wild here. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyLotteryLawsuits

compensation, CraftyLotteryLawsuits, Deception, Digital Marketing, facebook, false advertising, fraudulent, fund, Gaming, jackpot, Justice, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal battle, Lottery, mobile game ads, MONEY, scam, social media, winning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

CraftyCreeper

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Mobs Economy Rewards Land claiming Non-Pay-To-Win Cosmetics Store Rank up system Balanced Community Quests PVP Plugins Whitelist Dedicated Custom Events Mini-games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

CraftyCreeper is a Survival Multiplayer with tougher mobs and a player rank up system. We have a balanced economy with rewards and land claiming! Here we focus on creating a Non-Pay-To-Win atmosphere… Check out our CraftPass in our store for 250+ Cosmetics items!

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crazyplayer

Active, Charm, crazy, CrazyPlayer, Cross-Play, Entertainment, Features, Fun, game systems, Minecraft, Platform, Powers, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Version

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3262
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

CrazyPlayer is the best and most entertaining platform that will attract your attention with its fascinating survival charm. You will not understand how time flies with its updated active powers, latest version and various game systems full of features that will constantly help you. Make CrazyPlayer your go-to place for fun and join the crazy fun.

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FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, courage, embracing vulnerability, emotional intelligence, facing challenges, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, growth, hurt, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Overcoming, personal development, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Animals Bred:	179	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	103	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be blindsided by the most epic adventures and hilarious mishaps!

Join us if you want to learn what it truly means to fear a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re busy mining diamonds. Trust us, the heart palpitations are totally worth it!

We encourage making mistakes while you’re young on our server because who knows, maybe accidentally building a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle will become your claim to fame. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, don’t be afraid to take risks and join our server for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of fear (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Crops Grown:	5455	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

UncleCreepBlock

Boundaries, boyfriend’s uncle, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, discomfort, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Family Values, generational gap, inconsiderate, language barrier, personal space, relationship conflict, Respect, sleeping arrangements, trust issues, UncleCreepBlock, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.

CraftyLove: No Strings Attached

Acts of kindness, Anticipating needs, attached, Being attentive, Being loyal, Being reliable, Being trustworthy, CraftyLove, Emotional support, Listening without judgment, Making sacrifices, Making you feel special, Making you laugh., physical affection, Quality time together, respecting boundaries, romantic gestures, showing appreciation, Spontaneous acts of love, STRINGS, Surprising gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding without words

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Potions Brewed:	98	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the opposite sex doesn’t do anything for you? Well, look no further because on our server, the opposite sex will build you a castle, mine diamonds for you, and even tame a dragon just to impress you! Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft fantasy where your wildest dreams come true! Who needs to ask when you have a whole server of players ready to fulfill your every wish?