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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4245 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 2103 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. You gotta join because, like, we have this secret underground lab where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And, like, if you find the golden chicken, you get a free unicorn mount to ride around on. Plus, our server is so lit that even aliens from outer space come to hang out and play Minecraft with us. And, like, did I mention that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a wave of his wand? So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
