Join our server and experience a world where sliding doors falling on grandchildren and breathing in mold for three years is just a normal day. We promise you won’t have to deal with landlords who refuse to fix things or prioritize material possessions over family.
And if you ever need a reminder of what landlords are responsible for, just ask us! We’ll make sure you’re well taken care of and never have to put up with the things other renters do.
So say goodbye to ungrateful landlords and hello to a new family on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life drama!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Ender Dragon!
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. Can you find it and claim your reward? Or will you be pecked to death by the poultry overlords?
So if you’re looking for a server that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit (and make you question your sanity), then come join us! Just remember, whatever you do, don’t accept any dares from the talking sheep in the corner…trust us, you’ll regret it.
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Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft passion project sculpted over the past decade in World Painter.
๐ Full Website – Samsara.gg โ Join the Discord ๐ท Follow us on InstagramWelcome to Samsara!
| ๐ฅ Survival | โ Hardcore | ๐ Creative |
|---|---|---|
| play.samsara.gg | hard.samsara.gg | Coming soon…. |
| no whitelist | no whitelist | whitelisted |
๐ Be kind and join the whitelist via the discord ๐
Johnny and Marty are a dynamic duo known for their comedic sketches and hilarious banter. With their quick wit and sharp sense of humor, they have amassed a loyal following on social media and in the comedy scene. Their chemistry on stage is undeniable, and they never fail to leave audiences in stitches with their off-the-wall antics and clever punchlines. Johnny and Marty are a comedic force to be reckoned with, and their unique brand of humor continues to bring laughter and joy to fans everywhere.
### FAQ
1. **How do I join the server?**
You can join the server by using the following IP addresses:
- Survival: play.samsara.gg
- Hardcore: hard.samsara.gg
2. **Is there a whitelist to join the server?**
- Both the Survival and Hardcore servers do not require a whitelist, but the Creative server is whitelisted.
3. **What version of Minecraft does the server use?**
- The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 Vanilla and supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
4. **What are some unique features of the server?**
- The server offers a handcrafted 15k x 15k map with unique biomes, structures, mobs, and features like Mob heads, Voice Chat, Landclaim, Piglins in the overworld, and Giants spawn.
5. **Where is the server located?**
- The server is located on the East Coast of the United States and has high specs with 256 Gb Ram, 48 CPUs, and 32 Render Distance.
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous Fauna fans who love to pull pranks and create mayhem wherever they go. Expect the unexpected at every turn!
2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.
3. Want to ride a llama into battle? How about taming a creeper as your loyal pet? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
4. Our community is like no other, filled with eccentric characters and quirky personalities. From the mysterious wizard who only speaks in riddles to the friendly zombie who just wants a hug, you’ll never be bored with the colorful cast of players on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky grasshoppers and their bait, they’re always up to no good. See you in the game!
Ever wanted to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and watch as patients “check out” into Heaven.
But that’s not all – run your own small assassin business with your demon Imp friends and survive each other’s crazy antics. Who knew running a startup in Hell could be so entertaining?
Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs Heaven when you can have all this fun in Hell? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our Minecraft SMP today!
We offer a unique experience where you can roleplay as the AH or the victim in a never-ending cycle of family drama. Build your virtual world while navigating through complex relationships with your in-game parents.
Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure lies in uncovering the truth hidden in divorce papers. Will you be able to forgive and forget, or will you be forever haunted by the consequences of not reading the documents?
Join now and experience the thrill of emotional rollercoasters, passive-aggressive messages, and unresolved family issues. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Don’t be the bad guy, be the hero of your own virtual soap opera on our server!
But be warned, not everyone may appreciate your sense of humor like we do. Just like how some people might find your playful antics a bit…serial killer-esque. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Join us and let your inner weirdo shine!
Imagine building your base next to a giant popcorn machine that shoots out explosive kernels every hour. Or participating in a movie marathon where the films are so messed up, you’ll question your own sanity. And don’t even get us started on the mini-games, like “Escape the Killer Clown” or “Survive the Zombie Apocalypse in a Rom-Com Setting.”
So if you’re looking for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time, join us now! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the most fucked up movie ever.