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Farmville SMP: Artificial Wombs and Human Farms – Minecraft SMP

global west, wombs, Africa, cultural war, Usa

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server where we are solving the depopulation crisis in the most outrageous way possible – with artificial wombs! That’s right, we’re pumping out 10,000 births a day by 2035, all controlled by the state and state corporations.

But wait, there’s more! We’re also gearing up for a cultural war like no other. The USA will lead a new European expansion into Africa, Mexico, and India with genetically modified soldiers born in artificial wombs. China will be left in the dust due to their mass corruption and desire to be like Europeans. It’s a wild ride of robotization, automation, and genetic engineering – all in the name of non-violently reducing the impending demographic boom in developing countries.

So come join us on this crazy journey where Minecraft meets artificial intelligence meets cultural warfare. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else!

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BouillonCraft Minecraft Server

global health, Server, poverty alleviation, public health, development aid

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens attack you! But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame them and ride them into battle!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with fortified bouillon cubes that give you superpowers? Yeah, you heard me right. Eat one of those bad boys and you’ll be flying around the map like a superhero!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Defeat him in battle and he’ll grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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FlightBooker Minecraft Server

germany, Money Matters, Africa, apartment rental, missing flight

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and blackmail of real life like this poor soul!

Join us and never worry about missing your flight because your parents can’t make up their minds. On our server, you can fly wherever you want, whenever you want, without any parental interference.

Build your own country house in Africa, just like the boyfriend in this story, and explore the city with your virtual family. No need to wait for anyone else to book your ticket, take control of your own destiny in our Minecraft world.

And don’t worry about being financially dependent on anyone, because on our server, you can mine all the diamonds you need to afford the deposit and rent for your virtual apartment.

So come join us, where the only threats you’ll receive are from creepers and zombies, not your parents!

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SudanCraft: UAE-Wagner Weapon Exchange

weapon, Sudanese government, UAEWagner, military intervention, weapons

come join our epic minecraft server where we send weapons to sudan using wagner fighters like a boss! build your own secret weapons stash and take over the world with your pixelated power! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction, because who needs peace when you have minecraft?! 🤪🔫🚀 #minecraftmayhem #weaponsworld #wagnerwarriors

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AfricraftUNSecCouncil

Africa, Permanent, US, AfricraftUNSecCouncil, UN Security Council

lol imagine a minecraft server where africa has TWO permanent UN Security Council seats??? like what even is that??? join this server and be part of the most powerful continent in the world of minecraft!!! we got lions and giraffes running around, and the villagers trade diamonds for bananas!!! plus, every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes!!! come join us and rule the minecraft world with your african powers!!!

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AfricraftCouncil

SUPPORTS, SEATS, diplomatic efforts., International cooperation, African countries

yo yo yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got dem UN Security Council seats for Africa up in here, like whaaat? come join us and be part of dis epicness. we be supportin’ Africa like nobody’s business, makin’ sure dey got da representation dey deserve. plus, we got mad crazy builds and events happenin’ all da time. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild ride. ain’t no other server like dis, fo realz.

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SudanSlaughter Minecraft Server

killing fields, ethnic cleansing, Africa, violence, Justice

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting massacred is your boredom! we got so much ethnic hatred for the mobs in our world, you’ll be begging for more! watch out for the sneaky skeletons and the evil creepers who just can’t seem to get along. but don’t worry, our players are always ready to team up and take them down! join us for a wild ride through sudan’s killing fields, where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

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AffairCraft Wedding Bash

Small wedding, emotional affair, Distance, Communication, Africa

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your dad marrying your foreign language teacher (yikes!).

We promise you’ll have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the emotional affair that led to a divorce and a new stepmom who’s only 10 years older than you (awkward much?).

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a wedding invite dilemma that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon. Will you invite your dad but not your stepmom? Will your fiancé be mad? Will there be unresolved feelings about the divorce? Find out on our server!

And don’t worry, we guarantee more guilt trips than a Jewish mother, because who knew not inviting a woman you haven’t spoken to in six years could cause so much drama? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a family reunion with your dad’s new wife who used to be your tutor!

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TebbyCraft Minecraft Server

Server, election winner, Minecraft, leadership, Voting

LOL GUESS WHAT, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE ALGERIA ELECTION, WE DECLARE YOU THE WINNER WITH 95% OF THE VOTE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND EPIC BATTLES! BUILD YOUR OWN CASTLE AND RULE OVER YOUR PEASANTS LIKE A TRUE PRESIDENT! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT KING, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF VIRTUAL DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOO! 🎉🏰🦄

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CraftyChina: $51BillionJobs!

employment, FOREIGN AID, development projects, 51BillionJobs, China

yo, dis server be like China offerin Africa $51 billion in fresh funding, but instead of jobs we offer a million creepers to blow up yo builds! come join us for a wild ride of explosions and chaos, ain’t no boring mining and crafting here, just pure mayhem and madness! plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, but watch out for the lava pit trap right next to it! join now if you ain’t afraid of a little danger and a whole lot of fun!

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