Africa Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pathetic Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, accept reality, Africa, Born, comfort, conditions, Decisions, drastic, dream, Friends, give up, goals, Greed, Pathetic, people, Problems, pursue goals, Realms, State, toxic relationships, Uní

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pathetic reality of the real world!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and escape from the toxic relationships of your friends at uni.

Why settle for mediocrity when you can have an epic adventure in a blocky world where the only limit is your imagination?

Don’t be like those pathetic people who give up on their dreams, join our server and unleash your greed for more!

Forget about Africa, forget about your problems, and dive into a world where anything is possible. Join now and say goodbye to the pathetic reality of the real world!

TankerTNTBoomCraft

accident, Africa, CASUALTIES, death toll, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, Fire, gasoline, injured, Lagos, News, Nigerian, Nigerian explosion, Tanker, tanker explosion, TankerTNTBoomCraft, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the explosions are just as lit as this Nigerian gasoline tanker! We got more action than a TNT block in a creeper convention! Join now and see if you can survive longer than those poor souls in Nigeria! Plus, our community is so fire, it’ll make you forget all about those 86 casualties. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s blow stuff up together!

FYouCraft

Africa, aita, Aware, big F you, country names, Day, FYouCraft, geography homework, GOOGLE, hilarious, Kid, knowledge, mexico, Parent, Ridiculous, telling him, Time, Tricked, trolling

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring geography lessons? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about filling in country names on a map again! Our server is full of hilarious trolls who will have you guessing that China is in Africa and Mexico is in the middle of Asia. Don’t waste your time on real homework when you can join us for some outrageous fun! Plus, you’ll never know when you’ll be pranked next by our sneaky players. Join now for a world of laughs and ridiculousness!

BrickCraft Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, Africa, Asia, Brazil, BrickCraft, Brics bloc, China, developing nations, economic cooperation, emerging markets, Global influence, India, international relations, Minecraft, Multinational, Nigeria, partner country, Partnership, political alliances, russia, Server, south america, trade agreements

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	270
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally off the hook, dude! We got Nigeria joining us as a partner country, like, what even?! That’s some next level stuff right there. Come join us and be part of this epic Brics bloc, where we build crazy stuff and have the most lit parties in all of Minecraft land.

You won’t believe the adventures you’ll have on this server. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight them off with nothing but our bare hands and some stale bread. It was intense, man. But we came out victorious, of course, because we’re just that awesome.

And let me tell you about the treasure hunts we have. We hide diamonds and emeralds all over the server and you have to solve riddles and puzzles to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft life) Indiana Jones movie, but with creepers instead of snakes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Nigeria is waiting for you, dude!

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

Africa, allegations, atrocities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, civil war, Conflict, Evidence, Genocide, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, security council, Server, Sudan, Sudanese Military, U.S. officials, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3314	Endless Night Skies:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.

also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

StreetKidRescueCamp

Africa, Camp, Child protection, child welfare, children, community service, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Islamic police, law enforcement, Nigeria, Rehabilitation, religious extremism, religious policing, Roundup, Social Issues, social justice, street children, StreetKidRescueCamp, streets, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Potions Brewed:	167
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

So, like, you wanna join this crazy Minecraft server, right? Well let me tell you, it’s like being in Nigeria but without the Islamic police rounding you up! We don’t put kids in camps, we put them in charge of building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s like a rehab for your Minecraft skills, dude. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, let’s make some magic happen in this wild and wacky world!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

SudanGenoCraze Minecraft Server

Africa, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Genocide, government intervention., HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, international relations, Minecraft, paramilitary leader, peacekeeping efforts, Political unrest, sanctions, Server, Sudan, SudanGenoCraze, U.S, united nations, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

lol, forget all that boring news stuff and come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time reading about politics when you can be building your own virtual empire in the world of blocks and pixels?

join us for a chance to battle against giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! our server is so lit, even the U.S. government is jealous and trying to impose sanctions on our paramilitary leader, Steve.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination! trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #blockparty #steveisalegend

Euro Love Africa 1.20.1

1.20.1, acceptance, Admiration, Africa, Africans, cultural appreciation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, EURO, Europeans, friendship, global harmony, historical connections, HUMAN RIGHTS, Interracial Relationships, love, Multiculturalism, mutual respect, shared experiences, solidarity, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1947
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a rainbow unicorn’s dream! Imagine if Europeans and Africans had a love affair that spawned the most epic virtual world ever created.

We got diamond pickaxes that shoot rainbows, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties every time you trade with them. It’s like a multicultural explosion of awesomeness that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	3841
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	751346
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1549	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Emeralds Found:	689	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Void Armor Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

Behavior, characteristics, Communication, Creatures, Differences, gender, habits, humor, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, perspective, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Simple, SimpleMen, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

SecretMineCraftFun

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mines Excavated:	2417	Zombie Dances:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server and spill the tea in our secret confession booth located in the depths of the Nether! Whether you’ve stolen diamonds from your best friend or accidentally punched a villager in the face, our virtual confessional is the perfect place to come clean without any judgment (unless you count the judgment of the Ender Dragon, but who’s keeping track?). So come join us and let it all out…literally!