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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5320 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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*Disclaimer: not actually scientifically proven, but who cares? it’s minecraft, dude.