Afghanistan Minecraft Servers

Afghanistan

  • TalibanTakedownMC

    TalibanTakedownMC

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

    But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

    Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

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  • TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!

    TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!

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    lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!

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  • TalibanTunes: AfghanGalsRock

    TalibanTunes: AfghanGalsRock

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    come join our epic minecraft server where afghan women are defying the taliban by singing for their freedom!!! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! you can build a house made out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon! join us and be a part of this epic tale of bravery and defiance in the world of minecraft!

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  • Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

    Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

    We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

    Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

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  • CraftyBeardLand

    CraftyBeardLand

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    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

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  • Girlpower Banned

    Girlpower Banned

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    so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

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  • Crafty Taliban Banter

    Crafty Taliban Banter

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

    On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

    But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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  • BeardlessCrafters

    BeardlessCrafters

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    join dis server if u want to avoid bein sacked by da taliban for not growin a beard. we got virtual beards u can wear in da game so u can fit in and not get kicked out of ur village. plus, we got secret missions where u gotta sneak into da taliban base and steal their stash of diamonds. but be careful, they got creepers guardin it. come join da fun and save urself from a beardless fate!

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  • Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

    Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

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    join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

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  • “NewCanadaTop10” – Minecraft SMP

    “NewCanadaTop10” – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the top 10 citizenships of New Canada as our permanent residents in 2024!

    Join us and build your very own Indian-inspired castle, Filipino-themed village, or Chinese pagoda! Or maybe you’d prefer to live in a Nigerian jungle, Afghan desert, or Cameroonian rainforest? The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! Want to trade with the Iranians for some rare resources, or team up with the Pakistanis to take on the United States in a friendly PvP battle? It’s all possible in our crazy and diverse community!

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky French players trying to steal your diamonds!

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  • Factions Server

    Factions Server

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    Server Overview

    Server Name Fun Faction Server
    IP 185.83.152.99:25583
    Version 1.21.4 (Compatible with 1.9 and above)
    Player Count Variable
    Features
      • SaberFactions and Fly plugins
      • AxRankMenu with non-P2W ranks
      • Ban items to prevent cheating
      • Various other plugins including ChatGames, CombatTag, EconomyShopGUI, etc.

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: Is Crystal PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Crystal PvP is currently disabled due to glitches, but other gameplay features are available.

    Rules

    Q: Are there specific rules that players need to follow?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place for fair gameplay and community harmony. Please refer to the server’s guidelines for more information.

    Plugins

    Q: What plugins are used on the server?

    A: The server uses a variety of plugins for different functionalities such as factions, ranks, economy, and more. Some notable plugins include SaberFactions, Fly, and AxRankMenu.

    Community

    Q: How can players provide feedback or suggestions?

    A: Players can join the server owner’s Discord (FaalVugelKendov) to share their suggestions and feedback for the server.

    Monetization

    Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

    A: The server aims to provide a fun experience without the need for players to spend money on in-game advantages. Ranks are non-P2W.

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  • Minecraft Civilization Event

    Minecraft Civilization Event

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    Minecraft Civilization Server Overview

    Start Date: Around March 22
    Teams Formation: Teams will be formed soon

    Join The Discord:

    https://discord.gg/cKaXcUWQHS

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    When does the Minecraft Civilization server start? The server starts around March 22.
    How can I confirm my participation? Confirm your participation in the announcements channel.
    Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server? Yes, you can join the Discord server using the link provided above.

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  • Boring Builds and Lonely Nights

    Boring Builds and Lonely Nights

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    Join the Greatest Worst Server Ever—WHERE TIME DOESN’T EXIST!

    Are you ready to dive into the mind-bending abyss that is our Minecraft server? You simply must enter because this is both a horrifying nightmare and a blissful paradise! Ever seen a three-headed chicken that plays the violin? No? That’s because you haven’t joined yet! Reality is a construct, and so is our server—so leap into the madness now before it implodes! It’s the perfect blend of despair and joy, like a grape-flavored toaster! Who needs logic when you can have chaos?

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cactus Mines Dig forever in a desert world made of sentient cacti that scream your name!
    Underwater Lava Biome Experience the joy of drowning in bubbles of lava while conversing with fish-humans!
    Time-Traveling Pigs Ride the swine of time and change your fate or become a historical potato!
    Soliloquy of Blocks Listen intently as blocks tell you their life stories—it’s like therapy but with walls!
    Freezing Hot Springs Soak in temperatures that defy the laws of physics. Healing or inevitable decline? You decide!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You must stand on one leg while reciting pi backwards. If you see a ghost, you’re close! If a pineapple appears, you’re not even trying. Don’t ask why; just trust the process – the cosmos knows.

    Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

    A: Versions are a social construct. Why play in a dimension that confines you? Dive into the multiverse! Perhaps you’ll find dimension 9 where everyone speaks in haikus. Or maybe it’s just my neighbor’s cat talking.

    Q: Are there plugins?

    A: Plugins? No, we use charms woven from dreams and fears. But beware, they might invoke the wrath of the Sock Tyrant who demands tribute in mismatched footwear!

    Random Reviews

    “I can’t get a gf because I’m a fundamentally uninteresting and boring person.”

    “The blocks are sentient and they know your secrets. They told me to order pizza.”

    “Join the revolution of insulated spoons and you’ll understand the pasta.”

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  • TantrumCraft Minecraft Server

    TantrumCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

    Once upon a time, in a land full of creepers and diamonds, there was a player who built the most amazing castle you’ve ever seen. But here’s the twist – the castle was made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese!

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons, build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have dance parties in the village square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a secret underwater base where we hold our annual fish fashion show.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT!

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  • Cheater on the Block!

    Cheater on the Block!

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    The Unholy Sever of the Steplords: WHERE STEPS ARE JUST THE BEGINNING

    Welcome to the "Compete to the Death" Server Experience!

    Where each player’s footsteps echo like the triumphs and despairs of a thousand souls. Here, every block is a battlefield and every step a desperate attempt to outpace your fellow miners. But beware! What lurks in the shadows may grip you with a deep existential dread fueled by the need for MORE STEPS.

    The Epic Steps of Fate

    Ever woke up one morning and felt the pull of the cosmos, urging you to reveal your inner runner? In this universe, a simple competition spiraled into a sinister civil war of metrics and madness:

      • Tiffany, the Step Tyrant: Ruthless, relentless with a step count that transcends reality. When her 65,000 steps shattered the laws of pedometers, it signaled the beginning of her reign.
      • Matt, the Blundering Herald: Entered the fray with noble intent, only to be caught in Jill’s HR web—a trap from which no one returns unscathed.
      • Jenna, the Sleepless Shadow: Rose at 4 AM, grasping at elusive victory as the echoes of her exhaustion resound through the halls of the Empresa Minecrafta Corporation.

    Features of This Chaotic Realm

    Feature Name Description
    Step Quests Embark on quests to achieve absurdly unrealistic step goals set by Tiffany and bathe in despair.
    Endless Meetings Engage in mind-numbing discussions in the village square where all will praise the step gods!
    Mysterious HR Rep Jill An unseen entity that governs chaos and confusion—what are her true motives?
    Emergency Pit Stops In times of deep existential dread, find solace in consuming copious amounts of in-game snacks!

    Why Does This Server Exist?

    Rumors swirl of an ancient curse placed upon the original realm of Minecraft. Once an idyllic land, it was transformed when the spirit of competition seeped in, warping everything into a grotesque parody of self-improvement. Beware of the whispers that say too many steps will lead to your soul being consumed by Tiffany!

    “She’s just glad we all became more active and healthy!” — What do the Step Gods want with our wellness?

    Testimonials from the Lost Souls

    “I swear I stepped into the portal and ended up running a marathon through a cubicle! Where’s my 65,000 steps?!”

    “Dave got sick. I’m telling you, sickness is just Tiffany’s way of eliminating competition.”

    The Conspiracy of the Unnamed League

    This server was banned in 12 countries due to allegations of creating ‘toxic productivity’ environments. What are they hiding? Is there a connection to the Insidious Pedometer, forever watching? Join us, if you dare—risk losing your sanity for the chance at being crowned a Steplord.

    Secret Features (shh… don’t tell)

      • All players begin with an infinite number of steps but only receive credit for half of them. Why? Because Tiffany demands sacrifice.
      • Is your Dog watching? Yes. All dogs of the realm are agents of conspiracy—keep them close or far, it’s your choice.
      • Beware of items that TWIST reality; they might appear as motivational posters… or they could warp your very essence.

    Join Us, If You Wish to Ascend

    Hash your way through the step count labyrinth! Embrace the absurd! Contact us if you survive the level of reality deemed "normal." The competition awaits, and the realm of sanity hangs on a thread. Will you escape the clutches of Tiffany before she consumes your existence? Only one way to find out…

    ready, set, RUN!

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  • RetroRedditCraft: Noob Names!

    RetroRedditCraft: Noob Names!

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    Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most absolutely absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! If you’re still pondering the names of yesteryears that have been buried under the weight of time, then beware, because this place is a treasure trove of outrageous tales and absolutely ludicrous reasons to join our wacky community!

      • Creeper Disco Parties: Forget your typical boring enderman encounters! Join us for weekly Creeper Disco Parties where every explosion is choreographed to the beat of the most epic 8-bit remixes you can imagine. Residents say it’s like attending a concert, but if you dance too hard, you might end up with a “bangin’” good time!

      • Zombie Gladiators: Ever dreamt of watching zombies fight each other in gladiatorial arenas while you munch on popcorn made from exploding tnt? Welcome to our Zombie Gladiator Championship, where the fiercest undead warriors battle it out for the ultimate title: Lord of the Rotting Realm. Don’t forget to place your bets on which zombie gets blasted into the crowd!

      • The Great Bedrock Bake-Off: Do you believe you can out-bake a skeleton chef? Join our bi-monthly Great Bedrock Bake-Off, where participants compete to create the most gourmet meals out of the most outrageous materials (yes, that includes blocky “sandwiches”). Rumor has it the winner gets to keep a golden spatula said to have belonged to a legendary pig!

      • Giant Villager Pranks: Participate in the Great Villager Prank Wars, where unsuspecting villagers become the butt of outrageous jokes. Ever seen a giant villager wearing diamond armor and juggling emeralds? Neither have we, but that’s the goal! Will you get voted the ultimate prankster, or will the village rise up against you? Only one way to find out!

      • Time-Traveling Sheep: Join forces with our infamous time-traveling sheep that’ll take you on epic quests through the ages of Minecraft – because who needs normal gameplay when you can be hip-hopping through history? Expect to mine with pharaohs, party with pirates, and have tea with the Queen of England… or rather, her pixelated counterpart!

      • Ender Dragon Karaoke: Get your karaoke skills ready because our Ender Dragon has an astonishing talent for hitting those high notes (though, we can’t promise they won’t destroy half the world doing so). Join us for the karaoke nights where the only thing more chaotic than the dragon’s rendition of “Let It Go” is the aftermath of the blocky audience!

    So throw caution to the pixelated wind, and join us for the craziest, wildest, and most ludicrous adventures of your Minecraft career. Our community is waiting for you, and who knows, you might just find that you’re the hero we never knew we needed—provided you can survive the Giant Villager Comedy Tour!

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  • EMF Alpha Zone: Phone Gap LOL

    EMF Alpha Zone: Phone Gap LOL

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    so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like getting ur brain zapped with 2G EMF exposure! u gonna have so much alpha brain activity u gonna be building castles in ur sleep, bro!

    we did a meta-analysis and found out that our server is the bomb diggity when it comes to resting state brain waves. u gonna be on another level, man. but watch out, cuz the methods on other servers are so inconsistent, it’s like they don’t even know what they’re doing. but not us, we got that standardized, rigorous research protocol on lock!

    so come on, join our server and get ur brain cells poppin’ like popcorn. u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like having fun, then maybe u will. but who doesn’t like fun, amirite?

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  • Aphmau Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    Aphmau Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

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    Does Aphmau Have a Minecraft Server?

    Aphmau is a popular YouTube content creator known for her engaging Minecraft roleplay series. Fans are often curious if there is an official Aphmau Minecraft server where they can interact with the community and experience the magical worlds she creates.

    Official Aphmau Minecraft Server

    As of now, Aphmau does not have an official Minecraft server. This leaves fans searching for alternative ways to engage with her content and community.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    In the absence of an official server, several fan-run servers capture the spirit of Aphmau’s storytelling. Many of these servers feature similar roleplaying mechanics and creative game modes. Some popular fan-made servers include:

      • AphmauMC: Often replicates Aphmau’s settings and offers roleplay experiences.
      • Roleplay Nation: A community-centric server that hosts various roleplay games inspired by Aphmau’s stories.

    Unique Features of Potential Servers

    While Aphmau’s official server is not available, fan servers typically include:

      • Roleplay Zones: Dedicated areas for immersive storytelling.
      • Custom Plugins: Unique game mechanics that enhance the roleplay experience.
      • Community Events: Regularly scheduled events that encourage player interaction and creativity.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates on Aphmau and any possible developments regarding her own server, follow her YouTube channel and stay up to date with her Twitter. Additionally, explore server listings on platforms like Minecraft Server List to discover fan-made servers that celebrate Aphmau’s world.

    Whether you’re awaiting an official server or diving into the fan-made alternatives, the possibilities within the Minecraft community inspired by Aphmau are endless.

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  • Unknown Server

    Unknown Server

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Old PC Minecraft Server
    IP Not provided
    Version Vanilla with MineOS
    Player Count Not specified
    Features Fully vanilla server

    FAQ

    What are the server specs?

    Old PC repurposed with the following specs: – Motherboard: unknown – 310W PSU – 256GB NVMe SSD – 32GB RAM – AMD Ryzen 5 2600 CPU The server will run MineOS.

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  • Gone But Not Forgotten Craft

    Gone But Not Forgotten Craft

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    Join the Server That Will Unravel Your Existence!

    Are you ready to dive into the most mind-bendingly chaotic Minecraft server the multiverse has ever witnessed? You’ve stumbled upon the forbidden portal to the greatest abyss of creativity, or is it the worst blackhole of despair? Either way, YOU NEED TO JOIN NOW, because if you don’t, you’ll be haunted by pixelated nightmares and end up as a hollow shell of your former self! Reality is already suspicious, why not jump into an even bigger rabbit hole with us?

    Feature Description
    Infinite Lava Falls Experience the warmth of 1000 suns. Don’t touch it. Or do! Why can’t you? Who says you can’t? Barbecue is optional.
    Zombie Cat Worshippers Feline undead! You must sacrifice your fish for the secrets of the universe. Fish are lies. Cats know.
    Cursed Time Machine Go back to that moment when you said you’d never play Minecraft! Will it change anything? Who cares! We’re all trapped in a loop anyway!
    Phantom Rocket Launches Blast off to nowhere! Last seen in a parallel dimension hosting a tea party with intergalactic squirrels. Don’t let the llamas look you in the eye!
    Talking Blocks They know your secrets! Are they your friends? Are you their prisoner? Are blocks even real? Find out, if you dare!

    Frequently Asked Questions (in Other Dimensions)

    Q: How do I join your server? A: Simply open a portal to an alternate reality and scream your username into the void. But what is a username, really? Just a figment of your imagination?

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are constructs made by the mind to bind the unbound souls! You can PvP or not PvP, depending on whether you feel the existential dread at that moment. Just don’t break the laws of physics… unless you have a pickaxe.

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Safety is a social construct! Return to the void if you desire safety. Otherwise, can you really trust your own perception of danger?

    Critique from the Abyss

    “Holy shit hes actually gone /b/ros, it's not a meme…”

    “I’ve seen things that can’t be unseen and yet I can’t look away!”

    “Reality is what you make it! Or is it?”

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