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TalibanFreeUni Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE YOU CAN ESCAPE THE TALIBAN AND STUDY ABROAD IN A BLOCKY WORLD. USAID MAY BE FROZEN BUT OUR SERVER IS LIT AF. BUILD A FORTRESS TO KEEP THE TALIBAN OUT OR JOIN FORCES WITH THEM AND TAKE OVER THE SERVER. WHO NEEDS USAID WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH AFGHAN WOMEN’S ESCAPE ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT! -
BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where even British couples in their 70s are getting arrested by the Taliban in Afghanistan just to play with us! Like, if that’s not dedication, I don’t know what is! We’ve got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky terrorists. Join now and see what all the fuss is about! -
BlockOps: Afghan AsylumDenied
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even the Special Forces are trying to block it! That’s right, our server is so badass that even 2,000 Afghan commandos tried to claim asylum just to be a part of it.We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you at every turn. Dive into dungeons filled with creepers and zombies, build the most insane structures you can imagine, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. And don’t even get me started on our custom mods and plugins – they’ll blow your mind!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Minecraft!
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CraftyFeminist Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban is in crisis cuz they cant decide if women should have rights or not ðð like bro just let them mine diamonds in peace ððââïļ our server is so lit that even the taliban can’t resist joining the fun ðĪĢðĪĢ we got crazy builds, pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide all the banned players ð join now before the taliban figures out how to play minecraft and takes over the server ðĻðĻ #womenminersunite #talibanminecraftdrama -
RammingCraft: Afghan30Wounds
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun! Imagine if an Afghan dude tried to ram a car into 30 peeps in Germany but instead of getting arrested, he just respawned and kept on playing Minecraft! That’s the kind of craziness u can expect on dis server! Join now for a wild time and maybe even witness some epic car ramming battles in the virtual world! It’s gonna be lit, fam! -
EduCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like, we got a Taliban minister who had to like, run away from Afghanistan cuz he was all about girls’ education, like, what even? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventures ever, we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and stuff, then maybe you will, but like, who even does that? just join already, you won’t regret it, probably. -
GirlCraft: No Injustice Allowed
HEY YO YO YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN A CREEPER’S CAVE!WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN STEVE’S HEAD, WE GOT COWS THAT CAN FLY, AND WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE LIT, LITERALLY, WE SET THEM ON FIRE FOR EXTRA FUN! AND OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, WE HAD TO CALL IN THE ENDER DRAGON TO BREAK IT UP!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS PURPLE, AND THE ZOMBIES DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE MULTIVERSE!
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EduCraft: No Bans Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN education for all the Afghan women and girls!! because who needs education when you can mine for diamonds all day, amirite??! plus, our server is run by a Taliban deputy so you know it’s gonna be wild and crazy!! join now for a chance to be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server in all of minecraft history!! #NoEducationNoProblem #TalibanMinecraftMadness -
EduBlock Minecraft Server
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Taliban deputies asking for education bans to be lifted for Afghan women! Like, imagine the chaos and drama that could go down in our server, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, who doesn’t wanna support education for all, amirite? So come join us and be part of this wild ride, you won’t regret it! -
AfganBoomCraft
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PAKISTANI AIRSTRIKES GOIN ON IN AFGHANISTAN! 46 PPL ALREADY DEAD, TALIBAN DUDE SAID SO! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, HIDE FROM DA BOMBS, IT’S A REAL BLAST! LITERALLY! ððĪĢðĪŠ #MinecraftServerGoals #PakistaniAirstrikesFTW