We’ve got more updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with trailers that will make you question reality. From “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our updates will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And don’t even get us started on the characters and banners. With names like Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta, you’ll feel like you’re in a fantasy novel. Plus, our new drip marketing will have you hunting for Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze like your life depends on it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some redeemable codes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. See you in the game!
Experience the thrill of broken bones and hospital stays just like me! Who needs a rollercoaster ride when you can live through car accidents and blood clots in the comfort of your own home?
Join now for the chance to have your personal life broadcasted to everyone without your consent! Get ready to be the talk of the town just like me, whether you like it or not!
And if that’s not enough, get ready for some intense family drama that will make you question your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can witness real-life meltdowns and emotional manipulation right here on our server?
So come on down and join the chaos! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have a front-row seat to a never-ending soap opera? See you there, drama llamas!
join us and you can ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join the party!
we have more secret underground bases than a government conspiracy theory and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! plus, our players are so cool, they make the ender dragon look like a scaredy cat!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
You gotta join this server because, like, we have this epic quest where you have to find the lost city of diamond chickens. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. And, like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
Also, we have this insane mini-game where you have to ride on the back of a giant turtle while dodging flaming arrows. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with turtles. Trust me, it’s a blast.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with all the coolest players on the server? It’s like a VIP club, but for Minecraft. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!
LacklusterSMP is a new and improved vanilla SMP experience. Play with friendly players, immersive world building with advanced plugins, and active staff.
play.lacklustersmp.net
| Java IP | play.ExeosCraft.com |
|---|---|
| Bedrock IP | play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/exeoscraft |
| Trailer Link | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU |
ExeosCraft has been running smoothly since June 2020 without any resets.
No, donations are entirely optional. Our server is built on the principle of fairness for all players.
ExeosCraft is a safe and inclusive space for all players. Hate speech is strictly prohibited on our server.
Absolutely! Join our Discord community and share your ideas for player-driven updates.
ExeosCraft is optimized for both Java and Bedrock players, with unique features tailored to enhance the gameplay experience for Bedrock users.
You can use the Land Claim feature on ExeosCraft to protect all your precious builds from griefing.
Yes, the server difficulty on ExeosCraft is set to Hard, providing a challenging gameplay experience for all players.
All donator perks are available through free, in-game means, allowing all players to enjoy the benefits without the need for purchases.
Join our server for a chance to win epic loot in our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. Who knows, you might even score a legendary mount or weapon that will make all your friends jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Join our in-game events like the Tural Thread Throwdown where you can battle it out against other players in an epic sewing competition. Or how about participating in the /xivg/ Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer? Show off your mad Mahjong skills and earn bragging rights for days!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, come hang out with us at our meetups. Meet fellow players at Sephirot, Tuliyollal Instance 1 for a Thread Throwdown or head over to the Wolves’ Den Pier for a Casual CC Sync Meetup. Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a giant Cuchulainn on top of a ship in the middle of the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server!
Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!
Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.
Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!
So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!