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CraftyBargains

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, building castles out of rainbow blocks, and riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out, complete with a dance floor made entirely of diamonds. And don’t even get us started on our pet dragon races – it’s like Mario Kart, but with fire-breathing creatures!

But the best part? For under $100, you can buy a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for a day. Imagine prancing around the server with a majestic horn and rainbow mane – who wouldn’t want that?! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz – Let’s Name and Shame!

acceptance, aita, American name, childhood struggles, CraftyCreeperz, cultural assimilation, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural pride, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, Family Values, fitting in, Immigrant, Lets, Maturity, name change, parenting, peer pressure, shame, teasing, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names and cultures, even if they’re as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being teased for your unique name, whether it’s from Africa, Europe, or even the Nether realm.

We’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll fit right in with your traditional name or your new American alias. Plus, we have a special quest where you can unlock the power of your name and use it to defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t be like poor little nephew getting teased for his name, come join us and let your name shine like a diamond pickaxe in the sun. And remember, kids may suck, but our server rocks! So why wait? Join now and show off your cultural pride while building epic structures and battling mobs with your unique name power!

DeathByCreeper Minecraft SMP

anxiety, death anxiety, death fears, death phobia, death scenarios, DeathByCreeper, existential dread, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of mortality, Minecraft, mortality, phobias, smp, worst case scenarios, worst death, worst death experiences, worst death fears, worst death nightmares, worst death outcomes, worst death scenarios, worst death situations, worst ways to die

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more. The admin once turned into a giant potato and started throwing baked potatoes at everyone. It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the time we all rode llamas into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic, bro.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks

abortion, blocks, civil liberties, conservatism, Conservatives, Ethics, freedom, Government, government intervention., GovtFreeZone, Ideology, individual rights, Laws, Marriage, morality, personal choices, political beliefs, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, rules, Social Issues, traditional values

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3116
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the government is always trying to control your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from oppressive rules and regulations! Join us and experience the freedom to build, mine, and craft without any interference from pesky bureaucrats.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles for control of the virtual world. Fight off hordes of zombie politicians and corrupt officials as you defend your right to game in peace. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner rebel as you defy the virtual laws of Minecraft and take back control of your gaming destiny!

Cannabis Brain Quest

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain health, Cannabis, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive tasks, drug use, effects, JAMA Network Open, lifetime use, Marijuana, Medical research, mental performance., neurology, neuroscience, Quest, recent use, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Endless Night Skies:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! Like, for realz, our server is so lit, it’ll make ya brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster ride!

We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes you to a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. Plus, we got a disco dance floor where you can show off your sick moves and impress all the other players.

So, what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, your brain will thank you later.

Guardian’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, autistic child, Awareness, bragging, bullying, Christ, CLAIRVOYANCE, DATING, Driving, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENERGY, Guardians, Haven, intuition, Men, Pictures, relationships, School, sex, Social Issues, spending the night, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crops Grown:	6043	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	285	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	3490

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and chaos!

We have a community full of women who claim to have superpowers like intuition and empathy, but still end up with the same jerks who bully their autistic kids.

Come witness the mind-boggling contradictions and questionable life choices in our server!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of craziness in Minecraft?

Join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about relationships and human behavior!

FridgeSpaceSplit Minecraft Server

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment living issues, budgeting, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food boundaries, food storage, fridge space, FridgeSpaceSplit, grocery shopping, household responsibilities, Minecraft, nyc living, organization, personal space, rent sharing, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, shared living spaces, subleasing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of sharing a fridge with roommates who don’t understand the importance of food organization? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your own virtual fridge shelf all to yourself! No more worrying about someone else eating your virtual food or taking up your virtual space.

Join us and experience the thrill of having complete control over your virtual food storage. No more arguments about water filters or fridge door space – it’s all yours to customize however you want. And the best part? You don’t even have to worry about roaches getting into your virtual food because our server is bug-free!

So come on over and claim your virtual fridge shelf today. Who knew organizing food could be so fun and drama-free? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

HateShowButTheyLove – Minecraft SMP

binge watching, controversial opinions, critical acclaim, Entertainment, fan favorites., guilty pleasures, hate-watching, HateShowButTheyLove, hot takes, media criticism, Minecraft, must-see TV, overrated shows, smp, television, TV critics, TV culture., TV debates, TV fandom, TV recommendations, TV series, tv shows, unpopular opinions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mines Excavated:	1457
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures. Like, one time we had a creeper riding a pig and it was like, the funniest thing ever.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, bro. And the best part is, we have a pet zombie named Steve who guards it all. He’s a bit smelly, but he’s a good boy.

And the community on this server is like, so awesome. We have this one dude who only speaks in pig Latin and another guy who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and just all-around craziness, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

PerspectiveShiftMC

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Have you ever had a moment in Minecraft that changed your perspective on the blocky world forever? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting and mining!

Join our server and experience the thrill of finding a secret underground village filled with diamond-clad villagers who speak in rhymes and riddles. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can shear it without getting kicked in the face.

But beware, for our server is also home to the notorious Ender Chicken, a foul beast that lays explosive eggs and terrorizes unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and emerge victorious?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your perspective forever changed!

ArcticCraft: $2bn Security Boost

2bn, Arctic resources, Arctic security, ArcticCraft, Boost, Defense, denmark, diplomatic relations, economic development, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government spending, Greenland, international relations, Investment, Military, national security, Nordic countries, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, territorial expansion, trump

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got denmark pumpin’ $2bn into arctic security and trump be eyein’ greenland like it’s a snack or somethin’. but forget all that noise, come join our server for some epic minecraft adventures! we got polar bears ridin’ pigs, penguins throwin’ snowballs, and igloos made of diamond blocks! plus, our admins are like, super cool and will hook you up with all the enchanted gear you need to take on the arctic wasteland. so what are you waitin’ for? come join the fun and let’s make greenland great again!

Fool’s Errand Server: Misaligned Mobs

Accountability, algorithmic accountability, alignment, Artificial Intelligence, BIAS, Controlling, deep learning, Errand, Ethics, Fairness, fool’s errands, Fools, interpretability, large language models, machine learning, misaligned, mobs, model governance, neural networks, nlp, proof, responsible AI, Server, transparency

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	529
Star Shards Collected:	52	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so crazy, even the ender dragon wears a tutu and sings showtunes.

join us for a wild ride through a world where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds are actually just really shiny marshmallows. you’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a zombie flash mob or a chicken riding a pig like a cowboy.

plus, our community is full of the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular events like llama races and hot potato with actual hot potatoes.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs ‘interpretability’ and ‘alignment’ when you can have a blast like this? come join us, before the cows start breakdancing without you!