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Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5332	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	2274	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

nightmaremc.net

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

144.217.199.3:25602

Mooming Minecraft Server

confusion, deciphering, Decoding, definition, Enigmatic, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Minecraft, Mooming, Mysterious, perplexing, puzzling, Server, Slang, Uncertain, Unclear, Understanding, Words

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	1416
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!