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Van Life Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing through the roof is your creativity (not your van)! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world, where houses are unaffordable and groceries are van-sized.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner Minecraft mastermind. Build your dream home, start a thriving business, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of van living.

Who needs a Masters in Accounting when you can become the ultimate Minecraft mogul? Join us and show the world that you don’t need a fancy degree to succeed in this blocky paradise. Let’s make generations before us proud (and maybe even upgrade from the van)!

ObsessedCraft Minecraft Server

compulsive behavior, compulsive thoughts, excessive thoughts, hypersexuality, mental health, Minecraft, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, obsessive thoughts, psychological disorder, Server, sex, Sexual Addiction, sexual behavior, sexual behavior disorder, sexual fixation, sexual obsession, sexual preoccupation, signs of obsession, signs of obsession with sex, unhealthy fixation, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most sex-obsessed server out there! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, engage in steamy roleplay with other players, and participate in our annual “Hot and Heavy” building competition where the most erotic creation wins a prize! So come on, let your inner freak flag fly and join us on our sexy Minecraft adventure!

PixelatedGrind

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of the daily grind of a 9 to 5 job? Do you dream of a world where you can escape the monotony and live a life of adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs all while avoiding the dreaded office cubicle. Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane challenges, and endless possibilities for fun and mischief.

So if you’re ready to trade in your boring job for a life of endless adventure, join us on our server today! Who needs a paycheck when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? Let the craziness begin!

KosherCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

EliteBeatsCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7420	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so come join our minecraft server where we only play the most exclusive music tracks while you mine and build! we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our DJ is a zombie who really knows how to drop the beats. plus, if you find the hidden jukebox in the jungle biome, you unlock a special power-up that lets you fly like a chicken for 10 minutes. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied with a bunch of blocky animals in a virtual world. come on, join us and show off your elite music taste while having a blast in minecraft!

CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3984
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Shamanov server Minecraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to CubeMC! We are a startup gaming project where you can get the best Minecraft experience with our mods and many servers.

We are passionate about our work and strive to provide the best gaming experience. Our team is constantly working to provide you with the best experience possible.

So join us and start playing! Explore the world of Minecraft with CubeMC!

🌟 OnyxMC – Embrace Adventure with Sleepy Villagers! 🌟 NO SQUARES

#exciting, Adventure, browser, Community, Disasters, Discord, dynamic, Embrace, Friendly, Graves, Map, navigation, OnyxMC, Plugins, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shop, sleepy, squares, Staff, Support, Survival, Version, villagers, weather

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Star Shards Collected:	219	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OnyxMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	Small, friendly community focused on building and exploring together
Plugins	RealisticSeasons, DeadlyDisastersn [PRO], GraveStonesPlus, Dynmap
Staff	Active and supportive staff members
Server IP	play.onyxmc.com
Version	1.20.6

OnyxMC Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.onyxmc.com

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on OnyxMC?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.6 to join our server

Q: Can I view the world map of OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at map.onyxmc.org

Q: Is there a shop on OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can visit our shop at shop.onyxmc.org

Q: How can I join the OnyxMC Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by clicking here

CraftyIndieMC Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2787	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	64577
Void Gems Collected:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wachifurras out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride llamas into battle against evil creepers, participate in llama fashion shows, and even have llama dance parties in our virtual disco!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Queen, who will grant you special llama powers if you can impress her with your llama-tastic skills.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a llama-filled adventure like no other!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the monotony of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about your real world problems!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course). Our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure depression and bring a smile to even the grumpiest player’s face.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to your troubles – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be killing is time (and maybe a few creepers).