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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4910 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing through the roof is your creativity (not your van)! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world, where houses are unaffordable and groceries are van-sized.
Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner Minecraft mastermind. Build your dream home, start a thriving business, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of van living.
Who needs a Masters in Accounting when you can become the ultimate Minecraft mogul? Join us and show the world that you don’t need a fancy degree to succeed in this blocky paradise. Let’s make generations before us proud (and maybe even upgrade from the van)!
