But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s no chicken nugget!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted unlimited pork chops for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wonderful server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Make America affordable again, one block at a time!
and that’s not even the best part, dude. this server has, like, a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of caves and dungeons. you never know what crazy creatures you’ll encounter along the way, from giant spiders to zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it’s like a theme park on steroids, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention the staff on this server are all trained ninjas? like, they can build a castle out of dirt blocks in, like, five seconds flat. and if you ever get griefed by some noob, they’ll swoop in and banish them to the shadow realm with just a flick of their ninja stars. it’s like having your own personal army of Minecraft gods watching over you.
so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be sure to bring your best pickaxe and your sense of adventure, because things are about to get seriously crazy up in here.
dis server got so much craziness, u gonna be buildin like a madman, creatin epic structures dat defy da laws of physics. u gonna be fightin mobs like u never seen before, dey gonna be all quantum and stuff too.
join dis server and u gonna be part of da most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave once u start playin. so what u waitin for? join now and let da quantum entanglement in ur brain take u on a wild ride.
| Server Type | Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| Players | Adults 25+ |
| Seasons | Starting 6th Season |
| Server Rules | Respectful behavior, no stealing or griefing, use common sense |
| Data-packs | Various quality-of-life improvements |
| Other Info | Community projects, TNT duping allowed responsibly |
| Server Info | Difficulty: Hard, 30 player slots, Minecraft Java Edition 1.21, Sodium and Lithium mods |
A: Message the server admin for a Discord link to apply for whitelist.
A: Players must be 25 years or older.
A: Maps generally last 6-12 months, with mini-seasons between major seasons.
A: Be respectful, no stealing or griefing, use common sense.
A: Anti-Enderman Griefing, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Single Player Sleep, Dragon Drops Elytra, Customizable Armor Stands, AFK Display, Coordinates HUD.
A: Yes, there is a shopping district for unique player shops.
A: Yes, TNT duping is allowed but should be used responsibly.
Join us and avoid the drama of in-laws who don’t understand the importance of hygiene. Our server is so clean, even your kidneys will thank you for it!
Don’t risk getting sick from playing on other servers, come join us where the only thing contagious is the fun! And remember, staying germ-free is not just for germophobes, it’s for everyone who wants to game in a safe and clean environment. See you in the game!
Are you tired of your boyfriend constantly questioning your every move and how you spend your in-game currency? Well, on our server, you can be the boss of your own virtual world without anyone breathing down your neck! Build your dream house rent-free and spend your diamonds however you please, without anyone judging you for treating your friends to a virtual coffee.
Join us for a laugh as we navigate the crazy world of Minecraft, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest and most epic creations. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle, without anyone asking you how much gold you have in your virtual bank account. So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our hilarious Minecraft server!
Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?
So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!
