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Affordable Care Act

  • ChildInsure Minecraft Server

    ChildInsure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with helicopter parents, possessive exes, and passive-aggressive comments galore.

    Imagine a world where taking your daughter skiing is considered inappropriate, and buying her a smartphone at the age of 9 is completely normal. Our server is filled with characters like Stephanie, who will make you question your sanity with her outrageous antics.

    Help Steve navigate the treacherous waters of co-parenting while dealing with a hoarding ex who refuses to give out social security numbers. Will he ever enroll his daughter in insurance? Will he finally stand up to Stephanie’s weed-smoking ways? Only time will tell on our chaotic Minecraft server.

    So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • Crafty Contraception Cove

    Crafty Contraception Cove
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.

    Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

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  • CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

    CraftyCare: US HealthQuest
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

    So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.

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