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ChildInsure Minecraft Server

affordable care act, attorney fees, Boundaries, child custody, child support, ChildInsure, co parenting, Communication, family dynamics, Fatherhood, friendship, helicopter parent, insurance, legal advice., marijuana use, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, possessive, secondhand smoke, Server, visitation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9983	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with helicopter parents, possessive exes, and passive-aggressive comments galore.

Imagine a world where taking your daughter skiing is considered inappropriate, and buying her a smartphone at the age of 9 is completely normal. Our server is filled with characters like Stephanie, who will make you question your sanity with her outrageous antics.

Help Steve navigate the treacherous waters of co-parenting while dealing with a hoarding ex who refuses to give out social security numbers. Will he ever enroll his daughter in insurance? Will he finally stand up to Stephanie’s weed-smoking ways? Only time will tell on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Crafty Contraception Cove

affordable care act, birth control, Contraception, contraceptive methods, Cove, Crafty, health policy, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare reform, insurance coverage, legislation, medication access, patient advocacy, pharmaceutical industry, prescription drugs, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, unintended pregnancy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.

Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

access to healthcare, affordable care act, CraftyCare, Government, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, HealthQuest, insurance, opinion, Politics, public health, resistance, socialized medicine, united states, universal healthcare

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.

Weeaboneese KidzCraft: Dethroning MTG in Style!

Anime, card game, collectible, Competition, DETHRONE, Dethroning, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Japanese culture, kiddyshit, KidzCraft, Manga, market share, MTG, Popular, strategy, Style, TCG, trading card game, trend, Weeaboneese

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of playing boring old Magic: The Gathering? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has officially dethroned MTG as the most popular TCG! Why, you ask? Because we have weeaboneese kiddyshit, that’s why! Imagine dueling with your opponents using adorable anime characters and ridiculous power-ups. Plus, our server has a secret underground dojo where you can train with ninja cats and unlock special abilities. So come join us and experience the craziest TCG adventure of your life!

Holy Crap Mine

aryans”, Attack, Beliefs, Bigotry, Bloodlines, Crap, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Harmony, hate, HOLY, ignorance, intolerance, prejudice, Pure, racism, Religion, Respect, Torah, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning reality all at the same time.

Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including Aryans, shitskins, and everything in between. We embrace diversity and celebrate the fact that we’re all just pixels in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends or enemies along the way. Just remember to keep your bloodlines pure according to the Holy Torah – it’s a holy matter, after all.

MineLOL – Minecraft Madness & Mayhem!

April Trading Post, dragonflight.blizzard.com, General Resources, heroic raids, level squish, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MineLOL, mists of pandaria, murlok.io, patch 10.2.6, plunderstorm, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, spring finery, The War Within Trailer, trading post items, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Votes:	5864	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Villages Defended:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles within the world of Minecraft, where you can experience the thrill of the war within like never before.

Patch 10.2.6 has brought some insane changes to our server, including shiver-me-timbers plunderstorms and remixes of Pandaria that will blow your mind. Get ready to raid like never before and conquer dungeons that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Our April Trading Post is filled with unique items that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From plunderstorm sections to spring finery, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bankruptcy: Where You Can Mine Your Way Out of Debt!

BANKRUPTCY, blocky, budgeting, credit card debt, DEBT, debt burden, debt consolidation, debt management, debt relief, debt repayment, drowning in debt, financial assistance, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial stress, financial worries, loans, money problems, money troubles, overwhelmed, Sinking, Struggling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
New Chunks Explored:	323092	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Are you tired of being buried under a mountain of debt? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start mining for virtual diamonds to pay off your real-life debts! Our economy is so booming, you’ll be debt-free in no time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with gold bars. So not only will you be debt-free, but you’ll also be rolling in riches! Join now and start digging your way to financial freedom!

InuCraft: The Quest for Diamond Shards

Anime, Arc, Buddhist teachings, Demons, Diamond, enlightenment, FANTASY, InuCraft, inuyasha, Japanese culture, Karma, Kikyo, Manga, meditation, Mythology, Quest, Reincarnation, sacred texts, Shards, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, tantric law of inversion, Vajrayana Buddhism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the tantric law of inversion! That’s right, we’ve got Kikyo, a Vajrayana Buddhist, running the show and bringing a whole new level of enlightenment to your gaming experience.

Join us as we delve into the mystical world of Vajrayana Buddhism through the power of Minecraft. Build your own temple, meditate with pixelated monks, and unlock secret mantras that will give you superhuman abilities in the game.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be mining for spiritual enlightenment! So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of inner peace… and maybe even score some epic loot along the way.

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

75 years, Alliance, Backlash, blind support, controversy, Crafty, CREEPERS, criticism, destroyed image, dickriding, Diplomacy, dumbfucks, Edition, foreign policy, HOLY, Indian, international relations, Israel, Land, loyalty, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, reputation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9975

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

amazing set, attention-grabbing, fleeting popularity, Forgotten, forgotten game, forgotten in a year, forgotten quickly, Game, Gaming, gook, hype, jigabongaboos, jiggling, jiggling physics, LolCraft, mc, not memorable, Overrated, Server, short lived, short-lived fame, talked about, video game, year

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

“Youth, 40, Abandoned, ABSENT, aging, alive, blocks, Craft, Crisis, depleted, Despair, deteriorating, Die, Disappointment, dreams, emptiness, ENERGY, evaporated, Friends, health, hopes, Lost, Midlife, motivation, savings, stay, Wasted

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

3s, a2, a3, akuma, Balance patch, blocky, brawlers, CVS2, Daigo drills, Edition, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, Footsies Handbook, frame data, High level replays, Minecraft, sfg, st, street, street fighter 6, Street Fighter General, SuperCombo Wiki, Teaser Trailer, warm-up routine

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)