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Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

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NoCarSeatNoCraft

affordable, babysitter, car seats, children, Communication, compromise, custody, Decision making, emergency, Essentials, evacuation, gas leak, NoCarSeatNoCraft, parenting, reimbursement, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust, Understanding, Walmart, weekend dad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

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Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

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BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

affordable, at home, Board Games, BrokeButLovingIt, budget-friendly, cooking together, Cozy, Creative, Date night, diy, Fun, inexpensive, INTIMATE, love, low budget, Minecraft, movie night, Picnic, quality time, relationships, Romantic, smp, Stargazing

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

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4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

4 years old, 699$, 8gb ram, advanced features, affordable, amd, budget-friendly, Computer, Durable, Gaming, high performance, intel, laptop, long-lasting, Minecraft, outperforms newer models, recommended, Reliable, smp, still chugs along, Technology, value for money, Years

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

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RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz

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Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!

On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!

Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!

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ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

affordable, appreciation, budget-friendly, Cheap, CONTENT, delighted, gift, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive, joy, Minecraft, simple pleasure, small gesture, smp, Surprise, thankful, thoughtful, ThriftyGifts, token of affection, Value

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

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BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

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ElysiumMc Network

affordable, Arena, Builds, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom world, Destination, Drop Party, Earth, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Items, Koth, MCMMO, Parkour, pet systems, PvP, Rewards, Survival, UI, Webstore

Welcome to ElysiumMc, your new favorite survival Minecraft server! We started out as four best friends who wanted to create an amazing community for people to gather and enjoy the game together. That’s where ElysiumMc was born. We take great pride in the level of detail we’ve put into every aspect of the server, from the builds and UI to the gameplay.

With a wide variety of features, boredom is simply not an option here. Explore our massive PVP arena, where we host regular KOTH (King of the Hill) events with double the rewards. Discover our epic crates, custom world generation, advanced pet systems, and drop party zones – just a few of the many exciting elements that make ElysiumMc stand out.

But that’s not all – our friendly player base and affordable webstore, offering some of the most competitively priced items on any Minecraft server, are also major draws. Come join our community and see for yourself why ElysiumMc is your new favorite survival destination!

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McCraftyMunchies

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Are you tired of boring old fast food chains that serve up the same old burgers and fries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate fast food experience! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can build your own fast food empire and serve up crazy concoctions like diamond-encrusted burgers and creeper-shaped fries.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with rare items and power-ups. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ultimate fast food supremacy.

So why settle for the same old boring fast food chains when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of culinary chaos? Come hungry, leave victorious – that’s our motto!

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CraftyKremlinPeace

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlin ally belarus in all its glory! we bring peace to all the land with our epic scuffles and battles! join us for a wild ride of building, fighting, and making friends with belarusian villagers who just want peace in the midst of chaos! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest adventure yet!

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RenaissanceFestCraft

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lol join our epic minecraft server where every day is a renaissance festival! u can dress up as a knight and slay dragons or pretend to be a fancy lady and sip tea with the villagers. we even have a special quest where u have to find the lost golden chicken nugget of doom! trust us, it’s a thing. also, our admin is a talking cow named mr. moo who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

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CraftyHappinessMC

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

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RigoloSMP – The vanilla server where the only thing wilder than the community is the Minecraft world itself! Join now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version 1.21

Server Type Vanilla

Community Chill

Player Types Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord linked above and the server admin will whitelist you.

Q: What version is the server running?

A: The server is running on version 1.21.

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is entirely vanilla.

Q: Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

A: Yes, cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join the server.

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LooxMax Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the looxmaxxxxing retards out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and engage in epic dance battles with creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner looxmaxxxxing retard and have the time of your life, come join us on our insane Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

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WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP

achievement, Competition, contemplation, deep thoughts, deserving, determination, inspiration, introspection, Life, Losers, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, philosophy, Reflection, Religion, self improvement, success, WINNERS, WinnerWinnerMinecraftSMP, winning

Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where winning in life is the ultimate goal…unless you don’t deserve it! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, unexpected twists, and questionable life lessons straight from every single religion and philosophy out there.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas in top hats appears, challenging you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden carrot. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who claim to hold the key to unlocking the true meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s all about building epic structures in Minecraft).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling a giant squid boss in a disco-themed underwater arena or participate in a heated debate with a group of sentient cacti about the best way to brew potions? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good laugh along the way?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty llama – it’s time to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, winning isn’t always what it seems…but hey, at least you’ll have a ton of fun trying!

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ExCraft Family Drama

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some crazy fun? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life baby mama drama and enjoy building, exploring, and battling creepers!

Our server is filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoasters at an amusement park. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure like a forgotten birthday present!

Don’t worry about adopting any extra kids or dealing with angry exes here. Just focus on crafting your dream world and having a blast with your virtual sons, Jamie and Jayden. Who needs a real family when you have a Minecraft family full of blocky fun?

So come join us and leave the drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to bring enough pickaxes for mining!

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DreamyNightmaresMC SMP

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Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most epic and absurd challenges in the blocky world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

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FriYAYCraft

Chill, end of the week, Escape, EXCITEMENT, freedom, FRIDAY, FriYAYCraft, Fun, Good Vibes, Happiness, happy hour, joy, leisure, long weekend, positive energy, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, stress relief, TGIF, unwind, weekend

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate Friday night party that will make you forget all about the work week! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it low on the dance floor.

We’ve got a secret underground club where you can battle it out in epic dance-offs with other players. And if you win, you get a diamond helmet that gives you mad dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a zombie do the moonwalk like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hang on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits, and try not to lose your lunch (or your diamonds)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the party begin! Who needs a boring Friday night when you can be getting down with skeletons and partying with pigs?

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MissileMadnessMC

Air Force, Conflict, considers, Defense, F-16s, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, JASSM, Kursk, long range missiles, Military, MissileMadnessMC, russia, SECURITY, Sending, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, US, weapons

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? well, look no further cuz this server is like a unicorn farting rainbows in ur face.

we got long-range missiles, like wtf? u can blow up ur enemies from across the map and be like “boom, u just got wrecked by my epicness”. and we even got Ukrainian F-16s flying around, ready to drop bombs on anyone who messes with us.

the Kursk Incursion is no match for us, we will defend our land with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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