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  • HairCraftySisDiss

    HairCraftySisDiss
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

    Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

    And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

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  • FurniCraft Minecraft Server

    FurniCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the household taxi service, shopper, gardener, and money lender? Do you want to escape the smelly and dirty house that you have to clean all the time? Join our Minecraft server and leave your lazy roommates behind!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone mooching off of you. No more arguing over who should replace the sofa or clean the kitchen – it’s all up to you! Plus, you can meet new friends who won’t rely on you for everything.

    So say goodbye to your freeloading roommates and hello to a world where you can finally have your own space. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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  • CraftyVax Minecraft Server

    CraftyVax Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join this epic Minecraft server where we got a vaccine for HIV for just $40 a year! that’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in the game cuz we got you covered for a low low price.

    imagine never having to worry about those pesky zombies giving you HIV while you’re out mining for diamonds. join our server and be protected for just $40 a year, that’s like, the price of a fancy coffee but way more important.

    we even have a special potion in the game that gives you superpowers and makes you immune to all diseases, including the dreaded HIV. so come on over and join the fun, where you can slay dragons and save the world all while staying healthy and safe.

    don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the most epic Minecraft server ever created. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BabyBucksMC

    BabyBucksMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of hard work and fair pay? Look no further than our server, where we believe in paying our babysitters what they deserve!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating babysitting rates with single moms who always have a reason not to pay the full amount. Will you stand your ground and demand the $40 a night you deserve, or will you cave and accept whatever they offer?

    Embark on epic quests to find babysitting gigs, negotiate rates, and stand up for yourself in the face of unreasonable demands. Will you be the hero who finally gets paid what they’re worth, or will you be taken advantage of like so many before you?

    Join our server now and show the world that babysitters deserve respect, fair pay, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft fun along the way!

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  • CraftyNica86

    CraftyNica86
    LOLZ come join dis wacky Minecraft server where we got so many diamonds it’s like we’re living in a Nicaraguan dream world! 86.8% of players can’t afford to buy essentials like pork chops and cobblestone, but on our server, you’ll be swimming in emeralds and obsidian like a boss!

    Why join? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted golden apples and enchanted diamond swords. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party every day.

    So come on down and join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Who needs essentials when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and a pet zombie pigman by your side? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this wild and wacky world!

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  • UnderwearCraft: New vs Used!

    UnderwearCraft: New vs Used!
    join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear tutus and the zombies wear bras! we have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

    our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. we have a special potion that turns all the sheep into rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out diamonds.

    if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and lots of underwear-clad mobs. trust us, it’s way cheaper to buy new women’s underwear than it is to resist joining our server.

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  • CraftyCash Grab

    CraftyCash Grab
    Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

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  • EcoCraft: Farming for Change!

    EcoCraft: Farming for Change!
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT AGROECOLOGY UP IN HERE! WE GROWIN’ CROPS AND SAVIN’ DA ENVIRONMENT, YO! OUR CROPS BE SO ORGANIC, EVEN DA CREEPERS BE EATIN’ DEM!

    U WANNA IMPROVE HEALTHY FOOD ACCESS? COME TO OUR SERVER AND EAT ALL DA VIRTUAL CARROTS U WANT! WE GOT DA BEST FARMERS IN DA BLOCK, PLANTIN’ SEEDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

    ALSO, OUR SERVER CURES PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCIES! GOT A ZOMBIE INFECTION? EAT SOME OF OUR VIRTUAL CARROTS AND U’LL BE GOOD AS NEW! WE GOT DA MAGIC TOUCH, BABY!

    AND IF U WANNA FIGHT SOCIOECONOMIC INEQUITIES, JOIN US! WE GIVE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO ALL PLAYERS, NO MATTER IF U A NOOB OR A PRO. WE ALL IN DIS TOGETHER, BUILDIN’ A BETTER MINECRAFT WORLD!

    SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF DA AGROECOLOGY REVOLUTION! LET’S GROW CROPS AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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  • Lindner’s 49-Euro Debate Server

    Lindner’s 49-Euro Debate Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the ticket price is 49 euros but we put it up for DEBATE like a political showdown! you can battle it out with other players in epic debates about the price of entry, it’s like a virtual parliament but with blocks and creepers! join now and show off your debating skills while building the most insane structures in the game! who needs germany when you can join us for some blocky fun!

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  • BurgerCraft vs. SaladCraft

    BurgerCraft vs. SaladCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a salad in a world of greasy burgers, ya feel me? our server is so lit, it’s like eating lean beef while everyone else is munchin’ on fatty beef. u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have here, it’s like going to mcdonalds and finding out they serve gourmet salads instead of burgers.

    join us and experience the madness of building insane structures, battling epic mobs, and making friends with other players who are just as weird as u are. forget about the boring old servers, come to ours and be part of something truly special. who needs a salad when u can have a whole buffet of fun on our server? come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the craziness today!

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