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Affordability

  • SassySavings Minecraft Server

    SassySavings Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where money grows on trees! Join us and experience the thrill of spending like there’s no tomorrow, just like the OP’s mom.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual mansion with unlimited funds, just like OP’s mom does in real life. Don’t worry about running out of money, because here, the sky’s the limit! And if you ever find yourself short on cash, just ask your fellow players for a loan, just like OP’s dad does from their siblings.

    Join us now and experience the drama and turmoil of a dysfunctional family, all while building epic structures and exploring new worlds in Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you have this server to escape to? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCashCrunch

    CraftyCashCrunch

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced servers that don’t even have flying pigs? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of glowstone! And the best part? Our server is so cheap to join that even a baby zombie could afford it! So say goodbye to those expensive servers and come join the party where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

    Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gasoline is Expensive

    Gasoline is Expensive

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and the zombies do the cha-cha slide! We got diamonds for days and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons breakdance like nobody’s business.

    Oh, and did I mention the villagers throw the wildest raves every Saturday night? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of pixelated farmers getting down to some sick beats.

    Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted swords to anyone who can do the Macarena backwards. Trust me, you won’t find a more lit server anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or 1776…or whatever year Minecraft takes place in. Just come join us, okay? It’ll be a gas…literally, because we have a gas station in the spawn village. Don’t ask why, just come check it out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DrinkCraft Minecraft Server

    DrinkCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of independence and self-sufficiency! Just like how you prefer to buy your own drinks at the bar, we encourage our players to forge their own paths and not rely on others for handouts.

    Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures. No need to feel indebted to anyone for helping you out – here, you’re the master of your own destiny!

    Forget about rounds of drinks – on our server, you can craft your own potions and brews to your heart’s content. And if someone tries to force a round on you, just build a wall and make them pay for it!

    So come on, join us and show the world that you don’t need anyone to buy you a drink – you’ve got this! Who needs rounds when you can have a whole blocky world at your fingertips?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PirateTVPricesSuck

    PirateTVPricesSuck

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Diamonds on a Budget

    Crafting Diamonds on a Budget

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to buy a diamond sword in real life? Yeah, didn’t think so. But on our Minecraft server, diamond swords are so cheap you can buy one for the price of a single potato! Join us and experience a world where everything is ridiculously affordable, from enchanted armor to rare items like dragon eggs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to deck out your character in the most epic gear without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground market where you can trade with villagers for even crazier deals. So why waste your emeralds on overpriced gear when you can join us and live like a Minecraft millionaire for less than the cost of a pumpkin pie?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HubbyGiftsNoMore

    HubbyGiftsNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you disappointed like this husband? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and surprises that will actually follow through!

    Just like this husband hyping up his wife for a matching ring, we’ll hype you up for the most epic loot and treasures you’ll find on our server. And unlike this husband, we won’t disappear when it’s time to deliver the goods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding rare items, conquering epic quests, and building the most insane structures you can imagine. Don’t settle for broken promises like this husband did – join our server for a guaranteed good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

    Meatless Craze: Cheaper & Tastier!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE FROM REAL LIFE AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE MEAT ALTERNATIVES ARE CHEAPER THAN REAL MEAT! LIKE WHAAAAT? U CAN BUILD UR OWN VEGAN KINGDOM AND RULE OVER A LAND OF IMAGINARY TOFU AND FAKE BACON!

    IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?

    SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SisterSass Minecraft Server

    SisterSass Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

    Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

    Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP