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CraftyBizSnitch

affluent family, affluent lifestyle, Benefits, cash transactions, catching red handed, competitive industry, CraftyBizSnitch, Ethics, Exploitation, labour department, labour laws, low margin, luxury lifestyle, minimum wage, overtime pay, recording conversation, Reporting, sales tax, tax department, tax evasion, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and take down corrupt businesses? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual whistleblower as you uncover shady dealings and bring justice to the digital world.

Imagine a world where you can uncover tax evasion and labor law violations while building your dream pixelated castle. Take down the virtual 1% and show them that crime doesn’t pay, especially in the world of Minecraft.

With a $3,000/month allowance and a $90,000 sports car, you’ll feel right at home as you fight for justice and equality in our virtual realm. Join now and be a part of the revolution against corruption and exploitation. Plus, we have epic building competitions and mini-games to keep you entertained while you fight the good fight. See you in the game, whistleblower!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8048	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6182
Runes Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	2

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4362	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3118
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	3363
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7271
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Emeralds Found:	4578	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Votes:	735	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!