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  • ExpensiveVille Minecraft SMP

    ExpensiveVille Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 7410
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 972
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 278
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in your boring old town where the most expensive thing is a fancy coffee shop? Well, get ready to experience the high life on our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so luxurious, even the dirt blocks are made of pure gold. Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with virtual billionaires, riding diamond-encrusted pigs, and building mansions bigger than the White House. Say goodbye to your mundane life and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have no build height limit)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the virtual high life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

    Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1411
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

    So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 6513
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 356
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6165
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Secret Passages Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty AF – Mine for Days

    Crafty AF – Mine for Days
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1030
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

    So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

    Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 9086
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Star Shards Collected: 247
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Potions Brewed: 123 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

    Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 7923
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

    Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 9332
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

    Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

    If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

    Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6317
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 129 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Farms Harvested: 400
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ores Mined: 1856
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

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  • Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

    Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2982
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4992
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

    Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

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  • Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

    Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1035
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 227
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 5692
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Animals Bred: 87
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 New Chunks Explored: 529635
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

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