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CraftyCouple33-36HurtFeelings

aita, anger management, Communication Issues, couple arguments, couple disagreements, CraftyCouple3336HurtFeelings, Cultural differences, emotional reactions, handling conflict, hurt feelings, long distance love, long-distance relationship, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, relationship advice, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, resolving conflicts, Self-expression, understanding boundaries

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of long distance relationships and get lost in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your way to happiness, away from touchy partners and misunderstandings.

Forget about arguing over drinks and group calls, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Who needs a partner who gets angry over silly things when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

Join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of your favorite meme. And hey, if your partner starts talking about marriage ultimatums, just tell them you’re already married to the game!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying character, annoying characters, annoying fictional character, annoying fictional creations, annoying fictional figures, annoying fictional personalities, annoying personalities, annoying personalities in fiction, annoying personalities in literature, AnnoyingAF, fictional annoyances, fictional character, fictional characters, irritating characters, irritating fictional character, least favorite character, Minecraft, most annoying, most annoying character, most annoying fictional character, smp

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying fictional characters in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most obnoxious and irritating characters you can imagine! From Jar Jar Binks to Scrappy Doo, you’ll never have a moment of peace on our server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience of constant annoyance and frustration!

FrySauceCraft

Alternatives, condiment alternatives, condiments, creativity, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dipping, fast food, Flavors, Food, french fries, Fries, FrySauceCraft, Meals, Options, potato dishes, Preferences, Sauce, SNACKS, substitutes, Taste

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old ketchup and mayo on your fries? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special sauce called “Enderman Elixir” that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! Imagine dipping your fries in a sauce that gives you the power to teleport like an Enderman – talk about a spicy surprise!

Join our server and embark on a quest to collect ingredients for the legendary “Creeper Curry” sauce, rumored to make your character explode with flavor (but not literally, we promise). Don’t miss out on the chance to spice up your Minecraft experience with our wacky condiment creations – because who needs ketchup when you have potions of potion sauce!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

biden, Conflict Resolution, Creepercraft, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, international relations, long-range cruise missiles, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, national security, nato alliance, Open, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, Sending, Server, strategic decision making, Ukraine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Emeralds Found:	5294	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden sending long-range cruise missiles to ukraine for funsies! watch as the missiles fly across the map and blow up unsuspecting players, it’s a blast! literally. join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! who needs peace when you can have explosions? join now and be part of the madness!

CorpseCrafters

Accountability, China, CorpseCrafters, Corruption, cover up, crime, dead bodies, Ethics, Fires, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal sale, investigation, Justice, Lawyer, Legal System, organ trafficking, scandal, transparency, whistle-blower, whistleblowing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we sell dead bodies for diamonds! we got lawyers getting fired left and right for tryin to snitch on us, but we just keep on grindin and collectin them bodies for our players to use as decorations in their builds. come join the fun and see how many bodies you can collect before the authorities catch wind of our operation! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for all the loot you can get. so what are you waiting for? join now and start collecting those precious dead bodies!

RoboCraftGalaxy

advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, design, digital transformation, Evolution, exponential growth, Future, futuristic, innovation, intelligent machines, machine intelligence, machine learning, RoboCraftGalaxy, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, self improvement, self-replicating machines, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Potions Brewed:	170	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

so, like, imagine if robots, like, took over the world and started, like, making more of themselves, but, like, better and stronger and, like, smarter. it would be, like, a total robot apocalypse, but, like, in a cool way.

join our minecraft server and, like, be a part of this crazy robot revolution. build your own robot army, conquer other players, and, like, rule the universe with your mechanical minions.

who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have an army of killer robots at your command? join now and be a part of the robot uprising. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

EthicsExposedMC

Academic Fraud, academic integrity, academic misconduct, Academic Scandal, Accountability, data manipulation, Ethics, EthicsExposedMC, fraud, French Institute, investigation, misconduct, research, Research Ethics, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Sleuths, transparency, violations, Whistleblowers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a party in your computer, but better because there’s no annoying relatives asking when you’re gonna get a real job.

Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. We’ve got mods that turn zombies into disco dancers and skeletons into breakdancers. It’s lit, fam.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are also expert Minecraft players. They’ll guide you through the pixelated wilderness with their banana-powered wisdom.

So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft? Let’s do this!

PublicLifestealSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Capturetheflag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	358950
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

PubLifestealSMP is more than just a Minecraft server – it’s a vibrant community where your creativity and adventure meet endless possibilities. Our server is designed to provide an unparalleled experience for players of all types, from seasoned veterans to enthusiastic newcomers.

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EveCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced AI, artificial hyperintelligence, artificial intelligence spouse, cybernetic partner, digital spouse, Eve, EveCraft, futuristic partnership, futuristic romance, Futuristic technology, human consciousness merge, human-AI relationship, love story, Maciek Nowicki, Marriage, Minecraft, Pure, Sci Fi, sentient being, Server, stellar blade, technology marriage

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	156
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Maciek Nowicki is married to artificial hyperintelligence, Eve! That’s right, we’ve got a love story between a human and a robot that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the Stellar Blade, a weapon so powerful it can slice through diamond like butter. Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Join us and wield the Stellar Blade with pride.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is PURE. That’s right, no hackers, no griefers, just pure, unadulterated fun. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Items Found:	1764	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!