affiliate systems for beginners Minecraft Servers

MacroPadMania Minecraft SMP

coding, compact, convenience, Customization, design, efficient, framework, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, Keybindings, Laptops, Macropad, MacroPadMania, Minecraft, numpad, peripherals, portable, productivity, programming, Shortkeys Lite, smp, std, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	950	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Dimension Hops:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about this epic new SMP server where you can build your own macropad in-game? That’s right, forget about boring old numpads, now you can customize your own keyboard shortcuts while mining and crafting!

Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!

Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Votes:	6110	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6711

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3054
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Towns Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	620
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	3596	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	4305
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1518	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4149
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	231
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

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