Affiliate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

gura, dramafags, paychecks, Promoted, Guras

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

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Dirty Fauna Minecraft Server

discipline, stubbornness, Retribution, Minecraft, terms

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we don’t just play the game, we live it! Join us for epic adventures and wild antics as we navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Fauna. She thought she could outsmart us, but oh boy, was she wrong. We had to teach her a lesson, so we came up with the most outrageous punishment ever. And let’s just say, it involved a lot of chickens and a giant pink unicorn. You’ll have to join to find out the rest!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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NigerCraft: Hostage Havoc

Africa, russia, russians, Havoc, KIDNAPPING

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Al-Qaeda affiliates taking Russians hostage in Niger! It’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form! Will you be the hero to save the day or will you join forces with the bad guys? The choice is yours, bro! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

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Blocky Twitch Streams

Friends, streaming, Streamer, anxiety, income

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the annual “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted saddle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft superstar with a loyal following of chickens cheering you on!

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Vote Trump Minecraft Server

RFK criticizes Trump, goldfish memories, forgotten scandals, peanut gallery, RFK calls out Trump

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon on a hot summer day! Join us and witness the latest episode of our kabuki theater soap opera unfold before your very eyes.

RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.

But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!

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Graphically This Is Still The Most Impressive Screenshot From Minecraft SMP

impressive visuals, top graphics, visually stunning, game graphics, Graphically

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pixels are so sharp, it’ll make your eyes bleed with joy! Our server is so visually stunning, it’s like walking into a painting made by Leonardo da Vinci himself. You’ll be so mesmerized by the graphics that you’ll forget to actually play the game!

Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Our community is so wild, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a creeper and rode it into battle like a majestic steed.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that will make your eyes pop out of your head with its stunning graphics and make you laugh until you cry with its outrageous shenanigans. Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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Crafty Fire Emblem Minecraft Server

Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Heroes Guides, RPG, Crafty

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a Fire Emblem battle? Look no further than our server! We’re like the general dedicated to discussing games from the Fire Emblem franchise, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.

Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Trade Minecraft SMP

Happy, Trading, Négotiation, barter, trading cards

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!

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Truth Teller’s Minecraft Server

Server, tough love, tough love quotes, Minecraft, self-care

Are you tired of feeling like nobody gives a flying pig about you? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is here to change that! Join us and become the hero of your own virtual world, where YOU are in control. No more waiting for someone else to fix your life – grab the reins and ride off into the pixelated sunset of success!

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as determined as you to make their dreams come true. We don’t just care about you, we care about you enough to drag you out of bed (virtually, of course) and help you build the life you’ve always wanted. With us, you’ll never feel alone or unimportant – because here, YOU are the star of the show.

So why wait for someone else to care about you when you can join our server and care about yourself in the most epic way possible? Don’t let life pass you by – grab your pickaxe and start mining for your dreams today!

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/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

mats, fate grand order, Damage Calculator, Huyan Zhuo, Ego

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a group of players dressed as dragon girls, rebelling against the Halloween of 108! Fight epic battles, summon mythical creatures, and embark on quests that will leave you in stitches. And that’s not all – we have a water margin where you can sail the high seas and battle sea monsters like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Great Void Sea Battle is just another day in the life of our players. Join us for the most outrageous events and campaigns that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary dragon girl of the water margin.

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