Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!
Join our server for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in your pixelated life. We have dragons that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server with their llama trading cards. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, last guy wished for a million chickens and now his house is covered in feathers).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in that case, maybe stay away).
First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.
And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
But wait, there’s more! We have regular PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And our community events are off the charts, like that time we all dressed up as llamas and had a dance party in the Nether. Good times, good times.
So, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake. I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite? Love is like, being part of this crazy Minecraft family, where we all support each other and have each other’s backs. So come join us and let’s make some memories together, bro!
We have so many Lum-themed builds that will make your brain explode with happiness.
From Lum-shaped houses to Lum-inspired pixel art, this server is a Lum-lover’s dream come true.
And guess what? We have Lum-themed events every week where you can win amazing prizes like Lum plushies and Lum-themed merchandise.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Lum love consume you!
The Terra Nova SMP is an Earth-inspired server that utilizes the Towny plugin. Similar to Earth servers, Towny enables players to establish and govern their own towns and nations. While we don’t use an Earth map, we offer a custom terrain generation and new biomes that create a beautiful and one-of-a-kind world for players to build their towns and nations in.
Server will officially open on March 1st, join our Discord for more information.
104.243.32.73:27238
I’m talkin’ about a place where you can build a freakin’ castle made out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.
And don’t even get me started on the community, man. It’s like a bunch of deranged unicorns having a dance party with a pack of wild wolves.
So, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity in the best way possible, then come join us. But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked like a fish on a rainbow-colored fishing rod.
Imagine swiping your card to board the bus, only to have the bus lady mistake you for one of the passengers with Down syndrome. Talk about a plot twist! But hey, why ruin the fun by clarifying the misunderstanding? Embrace the chaos and hop on board for a journey like no other.
With a community as diverse as ours, you never know what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in. From accidental identity swaps to heartwarming moments of mistaken charity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on, grab your basketball shorts and high white socks, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just discover that being mistaken for someone else can lead to some unforgettable memories. See you in the game!
[GLRPC] Vanilla Anarchy SMP [1.21] [OPEN NOW]
– No Rules—Except No Cheating – Pure anarchy with custom enchantments! – Explore, Build, Raid, Conquer – Dominate a world with no safety nets. – True Survival – No land claims, no resets—only the strongest endure.
Join now and carve your legacy! IP: play.glrpc.games
play.glrpc.games
I mean, just imagine the chaos and laughter that awaits you in this server. It’s like trying not to burst out laughing when you see a downy with face tattoos – unexpected and hilarious!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with surprises and pure insanity, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let the madness begin!
Join us and create a pixelated masterpiece that resembles your favorite lumpy chair from the 90s sitcoms. Build a virtual living room around it and defend it from anyone who dares to call it an eyesore. Show off your unique taste in furniture and prove to the world that The Abomination is actually a work of art.
And if anyone tries to list your virtual chair on Facebook Marketplace, you can unleash your Minecraft skills and build a fortress around it to protect it at all costs. Who knew a recliner could cause so much drama in the virtual world?
So come join our server and let your creativity run wild as you defend The Abomination from all who dare to challenge its aesthetic value. It’s time to show the world that ugly furniture deserves love too!
join this server if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while mining for diamonds. these guys are so crazy, they even have a mini game where u have to escape from a jail cell just like they did! it’s like prison break but in minecraft!
plus, they have the most insane redstone creations u’ve ever seen. they’ve rigged up traps that will make ur head spin and ur character explode into a million pieces. it’s like a rollercoaster of death and destruction, but in a fun way!
so come join this server if u wanna experience the chaos and mayhem of two french physicists turned minecraft masters. it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss!
Delve into the Wonderous World of ImperialCraft! A fantasy-style RPG server featuring PvE, PvP, Economy, Claims, & Much More!
172.240.252.172:27031