But the best part is the community, man. We all bond over our love for building giant statues of potatoes and having llama races. It’s like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way, you know?
And let me tell you, the drama is off the charts. One time, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a zombie. It was like a soap opera, bro.
So if you’re looking for a place to chill, build some epic stuff, and maybe get involved in some llama drama, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total blast. Plus, we have free virtual cookies. Who can say no to that?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking untold riches and power. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond stash so massive it would make even the most seasoned miner weep tears of joy.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a level of intimacy that will make you question why you ever bothered with real-life relationships in the first place. Who needs love when you have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and talking chickens, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! On this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. And if you can find it, you get a special disco ball that makes all your enemies break out into dance instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons. So epic!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient Minecraft runes. Easy peasy, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the love, the laughter, and the absolute madness that awaits you. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #diamondhorsewithwings #discofever #treasuregalore
We have a custom-built world where you can explore and discover hidden secrets.
Build your own love nest with heart-shaped blocks and pink sheep everywhere.
Fight off creepers and skeletons to prove your love and dedication.
Join now and see if you have what it takes to win her heart in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!
But don’t worry, we also offer special ADHD treatment for those who need it, because why not add a little extra chaos to the mix? Join us and witness firsthand the struggles of being the not-so-favorite child, all while trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft.
So come on in and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, only on our outrageous Minecraft server!
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for a good time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Touchy-Feely mod, where players can engage in epic battles using only hugs and high-fives. So, if you’ve ever wondered what type of physical touch men like, look no further than our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Towny | Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community! |
| mcMMO | Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft. |
| Custom Items | Enjoy custom coded items with special abilities and unique skills! |
| Player-Based Economy | Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics! |
| Hoarder Plugin | Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. Top players rewarded at the end of each event. |
| Ranks System | Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities. |
| Artmap Plugin | Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server! |
| Dynamic Seasons World | World transforms based on the season with synced times of day and weather! |
| Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing | Test fishing skills and compete for rewards with custom fish! |
| Jobs | Work a job to earn cash and climb the ranks or become the richest player! |
A: Connect to our server IP: play.lumamc.net
A: Yes, join our Discord community at: https://lumamc.net/chat
A: Visit our map at: https://map.lumamc.net/
A: Yes, we have exciting events and content updates planned in our roadmap!
A: We encourage our community to share thoughts and ideas to help shape the server!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your nephew neglecting your car’s maintenance or refusing to chip in for gas. We have a strict policy that all players must contribute to the upkeep of their virtual vehicles, or else they’ll be banned faster than you can say “check the oil.”
And don’t worry about brake pad issues here – our mechanics are top-notch and will fix your virtual car for a fraction of the cost. No more arguments with entitled nephews who think running errands once a week is enough to justify free car usage.
So come join us and leave your real-life car drama at the door. We promise you’ll never have to deal with ungrateful relatives or expensive repairs ever again. Plus, we have virtual gas stations where you can fill up your tank for free! Join now and say goodbye to nephew-induced headaches.
On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.
Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?
So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Pay-to-win | 0% pay-to-win store |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Special Features | Resource worlds, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboards |
| Technical Details | Runs on dedicated server, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect |
No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store.
No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
Yes, you can view the live map here.
You can find the server rules here.
You can join the server using the IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Join our server for a chance to participate in insane in-game events that will blow your mind! From explosive creeper races to epic battles against giant zombies, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign – you won’t believe the crazy prizes we’re giving away!
But that’s not all – we’ve got resources, Femra companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!