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AnimalArmy vs Humans – Minecraft SMP

Affected, AnimalArmy, Animals, Apocalypse, balance, battle, consequences, cooperation, DOMINANCE, ecosystem, Environment, Extinction, Fight, Humanity, humans, Minecraft, Nature, smp, species, Survival, teaming up, threat, wildlife, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	181913	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the animals have declared war on humanity! Join us and fight alongside your favorite Minecraft mobs as we battle against an army of angry cows, vengeful chickens, and rebellious pigs.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Chicken resides deep within, guarding a stash of diamonds and golden apples.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the Ender Dragon Chicken Boss. This monstrous creature has the power to summon an army of zombie chickens to do its bidding, but with the right strategy and a lot of luck, you just might emerge victorious.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the animals rule and the stakes are higher than ever. Who will emerge victorious in this epic battle of man vs. beast? Only time will tell.

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

MineAddict Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction consequences, addiction impact, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery process, addiction recovery resources, addiction recovery success, addiction relapse, addiction treatment, addiction triggers, Affected, coping mechanisms, mental health, MineAddict, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal experience, Recovery, self-destructive behavior, Server, substance abuse, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	952745
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is so addicting that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even dreaming about building pixelated castles all night long. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, taming unicorns, and riding pigs into the sunset. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is jealous of the adventures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and infinite fun?

Auntie’s Infertile Island Minecraft Server

Affected, amazing relationship, aunt, Aunties, close relatives, CONSERVATIVE, extended family, facebook, family, heat of the moment, infertile, infertility, insult, ISLAND, joking, Kids, liberal, Minecraft, Politics, Public, relationships, Server, Silence, tradition, uncle

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for some epic political debates with your uncle, who just can’t resist teasing you about your liberal views. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some savage burns from your aunt, who will roast you so hard you’ll question your own existence. And don’t worry, we guarantee plenty of awkward silences and abrupt call endings to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now for a family feud experience like no other!

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

Affected, Africa, club, comedy, Confused, confusion, continent, CREEPERS, disparity, Domain, EXPLAIN, Explanation, health, HIV, humor, image, INEQUALITY, North Africa, pandemic, question.., Race, sense, Skeletons, somebody, Understanding, Virus, White Man

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3525	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Animals Bred:	116	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	New Chunks Explored:	246394

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Players Killed by Monsters:	730

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!