Affected MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamousDeathFeels – Minecraft SMP

sorrow, Remembrance, smp, Legacy, famous person

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a creeper blew up my house and I was like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But then the admin came and gave me a new house made entirely out of emeralds, like what even is this server?!

And let me tell you, the community here is just so supportive, like when my pet pig ran away, everyone banded together to search for him and we found him chilling in a cave with a bunch of skeletons, like what a party animal! And the best part is, the server has a secret underground disco where we all go to dance and have fun, it’s lit AF!

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head, it’s totally worth it, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

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AnimalArmy vs Humans – Minecraft SMP

wildlife, humans, consequences, Extinction, ecosystem

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the animals have declared war on humanity! Join us and fight alongside your favorite Minecraft mobs as we battle against an army of angry cows, vengeful chickens, and rebellious pigs.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Chicken resides deep within, guarding a stash of diamonds and golden apples.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the Ender Dragon Chicken Boss. This monstrous creature has the power to summon an army of zombie chickens to do its bidding, but with the right strategy and a lot of luck, you just might emerge victorious.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the animals rule and the stakes are higher than ever. Who will emerge victorious in this epic battle of man vs. beast? Only time will tell.

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SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

elitist, artsy, Affected, Overrated, grandiose

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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MineAddict Minecraft Server

substance abuse, addiction recovery resources, Server, Therapy, addiction recovery success

Are you tired of being addicted to boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your addiction to mediocrity.

Our server is so addicting that players have reported losing track of time, forgetting to eat, and even dreaming about building pixelated castles all night long. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the master of your own virtual universe?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, taming unicorns, and riding pigs into the sunset. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is jealous of the adventures that await you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual one filled with endless possibilities and infinite fun?

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Auntie’s Infertile Island Minecraft Server

ISLAND, CONSERVATIVE, heat of the moment, Affected, uncle

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for some epic political debates with your uncle, who just can’t resist teasing you about your liberal views. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some savage burns from your aunt, who will roast you so hard you’ll question your own existence. And don’t worry, we guarantee plenty of awkward silences and abrupt call endings to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now for a family feud experience like no other!

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Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

HIV, sense, Confused, pandemic, Domain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

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Hotdog Water: Where the dogs are hot, the water is gross, and chaos reigns supreme!

no random teleport, world, stealing, semi anarchy, Resets

Hotdog Water Server

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.

Vote for resets on Discord.

No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

Website: https://hdw.dog

Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Are there any restrictions on PvP?	PvP is allowed, along with griefing, stealing, and having fun.
Is there a way to claim land?	No, there is no land claim system on the server.
How can I reset the server?	You can vote for resets on the Discord server.

UnaliveCraft Minecraft Server

Expression, Online Community, Phenomenon, speculation, #youtube

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the youtubers can’t handle it! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, pigs flying (literally), and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get us started on the legendary “unalive” phenomenon – it’s like a zombie rave party up in here! Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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SMPsocg – Sword of Convallaria Gang in Minecraft SMP

SRPG, SOCENLAUNCH, Touch Vlder Tail, FAQ, Vlder Sanctuary

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can battle it out in epic SRPG style like FFT and Tactics Ogre? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to win crazy gacha prizes and take part in our upcoming event, the Brawl! Elysium Feast – where you can feast on the souls of your enemies (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

Our guilds are full of wacky characters like Vidya, Socks, Touch Vlder Tail, Sorceress Hat, and Lucklets. Apply now with the last 4 digits of your UID and mention the guild you want to join. And don’t forget to use these outrageous codes for free Luxites and other goodies: SOC20KDC, SOCFORCES, SOCCREATORS, SOCTLPS, SOCMTASHED, SOCUBER, SOCENLAUNCH, SOCTACTICS, SOCDORO, SOCBRAX, and SOCTimaeuSS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the chaos begin!

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ParentalRage Minecraft Server

relationships, Understanding, family friend, Minecraft, Safety

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience things you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride where you can lose your Minecraft virginity to a family friend (18f) who may or may not have taken advantage of you while you were drunk at a wedding. Don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a night to remember!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about going on a date with said family friend and dealing with your parents accusing her of not taking your safety seriously? It’s drama like you’ve never seen before, all on a Minecraft server!

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

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