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FriedrichCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Friedrich Merz of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, we don’t mess with no far-right AfD, we’re all about that progressive, inclusive vibe. join us and be part of the coolest coalition in the blocky world. we’ve got parties every night, with DJ skeletons spinning sick beats and creeper fireworks lighting up the sky. plus, our admins are like the German conservative leaders of Minecraft, always keeping things in line and making sure everyone has a rad time. so come on, join us and let’s build a blocky utopia together! #NoFarRightAllowed #BlockyCoalitionGoals -
ElectionCraft2021
Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server!We have a thriving community of players who have all agreed to settle their political differences through epic build battles and intense PvP matches. No more arguing over election results, just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on a person’s decision-making skills. Who knows, maybe your block-placing prowess will lead to you becoming the next president of Germany!
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where the only vote that matters is the one for who has the best diamond armor!
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AliceCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! imagine if the far-right leader of Germany was actually a Minecraft player and held secret meetings with a Chinese envoy in the game! like, they were trading diamonds for emeralds or something, it’s wild! join this server for a chance to uncover the secret dealings of world leaders in the virtual world. who knows what other crazy stuff you’ll find on here! come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! -
MunichProtestCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than protesters in Munich!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for you! join us and fight against the evil far-right AfD in our virtual world! show them who’s boss by building the biggest castle and ruling over all the land! plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – you don’t want to miss out on that drama! so grab your pickaxe and join us now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life! -
CraftyProtesters Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ MORE DRAMA THAN GERMAN POLITICS, YO. OUR PLAYERS BE PROTESTIN’ LIKE THEY IN BERLIN, FIGHTIN’ AGAINST THE EVIL CDU/CSU AND THEIR ALLIANCE WITH THE AFK…I MEAN AFD. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BETRAYAL, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY BUILDINGS. WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT? #BLOCKLIVESMATTER #VOTEFORSTEVE -
AsylumCraft: Far-Right Fiasco!
so, like, u know how german parliament is all serious and stuff, right? well, on this minecraft server, we got a bunch of far-right AfD’s causing chaos and winning asylum votes left and right! it’s like a political drama but with creepers and zombies instead of boring politicians. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness of our german parliament-themed server! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! -
CraftyReichBanter
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next! -
Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!
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CraftyCreeperJewDefense
so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!