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CraftyCashCo

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	198	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Have you ever punched a tree and suddenly found a diamond block? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Our server is so lucky, even the creepers drop emeralds instead of exploding. Join us and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs a job when you can just dig up gold blocks in our server’s mines? Come join us and start living the high life in Minecraft City, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers drive around in minecarts made of pure emerald. Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in the craziest Minecraft server around!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ambassador, Attack, Bases, Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, Italian, lebanon, Meloni, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Peacekeeping, pm, protest, Server, summons, UNACCEPTABLE, Unifil, united nations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	279
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

DragonToothDefenseMC

Baltic states, border protection, defense infrastructure, defense strategy, deterrence tactics, dragon’s teeth, DragonToothDefenseMC, eastern europe, european security, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, Lithuania, military defense, military installations, military preparedness, national security, nato alliance, potential attack, russia, security measures, strategic defense

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, Bigotry, BLOCK, derogatory language, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial slurs, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racial violence, racism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	438171
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, Faust, google play, Guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Votes:	1629	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	5457
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	255	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magic Items Found:	6278
Dimension Hops:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	3721	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crops Grown:	3088

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!