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CraftyCanuckWarz

Alliance, Allies, Canada, Conflict, conventional war, CraftyCanuckWarz, Defense, defense capabilities, defense planning, defense strategy, global security, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military forces, military readiness, nato, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, preparedness, SECURITY, strategy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6317	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	292
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? nato is all like, “yo canada and allies, we gotta get ready for a big ol’ conventional war.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but nato is serious, they want us to gear up and be ready for anything.

but like, forget about all that serious stuff for a sec, because we have the most epic minecraft server everrrr. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this server. we have giant flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underwater city filled with treasure.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most epic battles ever. we have teams of players fighting it out in epic pvp battles, building massive castles and forts, and even riding dragons into battle. it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but way more epic.

so, if you’re ready to join the most insane minecraft server ever and be part of the craziest adventures, then come join us. who needs nato when you have a minecraft server this awesome? let’s gear up and get ready for some epic battles!

Everest Bike Physics | Tailwind Fun Server

achievement, bicycle, bike, challenge, cycling, Cyclists, determination, Elevation, Endurance, everest, everesting, FATIGUE, Fun, long distance, Outdoor, perseverance, PHYSICS., Server, Sport, Stamina, strategy, Tailwind, Tailwinds, Training, Uphill

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

u ever tried everesting on a bike? well, on this server, u can do it without any tailwinds helping u out! that’s right, we make it extra challenging for u to reach the top of that virtual mountain. but don’t worry, we got some crazy physics goin on that will make u feel like ur really pedaling up that steep incline. join us for the ultimate cycling challenge and see if u have what it takes to conquer everesting on a bike!

Dave’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, crazy, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, heavy metal, inspiration, Journey, Masterpiece, megadeth, Minecraft, Music, musical genius., process, Progression, rock legend, Rust in Peace, Server, So Far So Good So What, success, transformation, Writing

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	552
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world? Do you want to level up your creativity and build masterpieces like never before? Join our server and follow in the footsteps of Dave Mustaine himself! Just like how he went from “So Far, So Good, So What” to “Rust in Peace”, you too can level up your building skills and create epic structures that will leave your friends in awe. So come on, join us and let’s rock out in Minecraft like never before!

Crafty SMP: Latino Men Are The Biggest Race Mixers

Biggest, Crafty, cultural blending, cultural exchange, cultural fusion, Diversity, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, Latino, Latino men, Latinx community, Men, mixed race couples, mixers, Multiculturalism, Race, race mixers, racial diversity, racial dynamics, racial harmony, racial identity, racial inclusivity, racial integration, smp, social norms, societal perceptions, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7953	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4366
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the diversity is off the charts? Look no further than our server, where Latino men are known for their epic race mixing skills, followed closely by the black men who bring even more flavor to the mix. Join us for a wild ride of cultural exchange and epic builds as we break down barriers and create a truly unique gaming experience. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about love and unity along the way. So come on, join us and let’s mix it up in style!

WheelieCoolCraft

AITAH, ambulatory, college, decision, disability, Doctor, health, Helldivers 2, INDEPENDENCE, Medical, Mobility, opinion, Pain, parents, relationship, solution, Stubborn, Support, Walking, wheelchair, WheelieCoolCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of mobility! Are you tired of walking around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be struck down by mysterious pains that make you barely able to move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we fully support the use of wheelchairs for all your ambulatory needs!

Join us and experience the freedom of rolling around in style, just like our player (25M) who went to his doctor and got the green light to use a wheelchair in-game. His parents may not understand, but hey, who needs their approval when you’ve got a doctor’s recommendation, right?

So, if you’re looking for a server that not only allows but encourages the use of wheelchairs for all your Minecraft adventures, then look no further! Join us and roll your way to victory, because on our server, mobility is key and walking is so last season. See you in the comments, and remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your parents, but who cares)!

CraftyUSA2030

Challenges, CraftyUSA2030, culture, Democracy, Diversity, Economy, education, Environment, future of America, Globalization, Government, Healthcare, immigration, innovation, opportunities, Politics, predictions, society, speculation, Technology, united states

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
New Chunks Explored:	427870	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of worrying about the future of America? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, the future is looking bright and blocky! Join us and witness a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house.

Forget about politics and taxes, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic roller coaster in the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building the most outrageous creations you can imagine. Who needs the future of America when you can have the future of Minecraft right at your fingertips?

UkraineCraft: Pentagon’s $2.4B Boost

2.4B, Boost, defense assistance, defense package, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, Military Funding, military support, pentagon, Pentagons, security assistance, support package, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, US government, US military support, US-Ukraine relations, US$2.4 billion

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magic Items Found:	7889	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Pentagon is like “woah, that’s some serious support”? well, guess what, we got a US$2.4 billion support package for Ukraine, but don’t worry, we ain’t spending it on boring stuff like politics, we spending it on making our minecraft server the most epic one out there!

imagine building your own Pentagon in minecraft, but instead of boring meetings and paperwork, u got epic battles and treasure hunts! u can be the hero Ukraine needs, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect your homeland. and with that US$2.4 billion, we got all the coolest mods and plugins to make your minecraft experience unforgettable.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the Pentagon has got your back and the adventures never end. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Sweeping Up Fun SMP: Where the Janitor is the Boss! Join our semi-vanilla server now, whitelist only.

1.21, application, balance, balanced rules, Boss, Community, community-driven, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Fantasy Nations, Fun, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, janitor, Join, Moderators, new world, player made events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Semivanilla, Server, smp, stoneworks, Sweeping, War, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crops Grown:	7287
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4435	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Janitors Closet SMP

The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player made events, and more! It’s very similar to stonework’s but very different at the same time. We want to make a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server!

The server has been recently set to 1.21 in a new world, there’s still lots of chances for new players to stake their claim! We are looking for many new members to fill up the world with their ideas and builds! Just fill out a simple application after reading the rules so we know you are a good fit for the server!

Some things you can expect on the server (plugin wise) are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and much more quality of life plugins as well as plugins to enhance roleplay and stories made on the server!

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
What plugins does the server have?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins.
Can I create my own fantasy nation?	Yes, the server allows players to create their own fantasy nations and engage in diplomacy and war.
Are moderators active on the server?	Yes, there are balanced rules and moderators to ensure a positive community experience.

The Mine Shift Minecraft Server

ARBEITEN, Brudis, deutsch, Durchhaltevermögen, Erfolg, Ermutigung, Freitagmorgen, frühschicht, glaube, Minecraft, motivation, positive Gedanken, Produktivität, Selbstbewusstsein, selbstliebe, selbstvertrauen, Selbstwert, Server, Shift, teamwork, Unterstützung, ZUHAUSE, Zusammenhalt

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Bist du auch Freitagmorgen und sitzt zuhause fest? Keine Sorge, auf unserem verrückten Minecraft Server wirst du daran erinnert, wie toll du bist! Hier kannst du mit deinen Brudis zusammen spielen und gemeinsam die Welt erobern. Und das Beste: Wenn du jetzt beitrittst, bekommst du automatisch zwei Brudis dazu! Ja, du hast richtig gehört, zwei für den Preis von einem! Also komm schon, lass uns zusammen die verrücktesten Abenteuer erleben und zeigen, dass wir uns alle gegenseitig unterstützen können. Glaub an dich und an die Power der Brudis!

Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global

Birthday Calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, Global, indie vtubers, indies, koikatsu cards, Large, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, smp, twitch partner, viewership, VOD archival, vtuber clips, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber IPs, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Emeralds Found:	7591	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7527
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who needs mainstream when you can have the VIP treatment?

But wait, there’s more! Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re welcome to join the madness.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for all your spinning needs. Plus, don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – because what’s a Minecraft SMP without celebrating virtual birthdays?

So come on down and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. See you on the server, and remember – it’s not just Minecraft, it’s an adventure!