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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 1322 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7190 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.