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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4872 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.