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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3460 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1290 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, and battling a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle who swims through the ocean depths, carrying us on its shell as we mine for rare resources and fight off creepers with our trusty diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your potato computer, dust off that old Commodore, and join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.