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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3362 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 112 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)