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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1420 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 330 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.
on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.
but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.
so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!
