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CraftyCancerCure

cachexia management, cachexia prevention, cachexia reversal, cachexia treatment, Cancer, cancer cachexia, cancer care, cancer research, cancer symptoms, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CraftyCancerCure, muscle loss, muscle wasting, muscle wasting treatment, reverse wasting, Stopping cachexia, wasting from cancer, wasting prevention, wasting syndrome, weight loss

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that can cure cancer? Well, ours can! Join us and say goodbye to cachexia because we got some magical blocks that can reverse wasting from cancer. Trust me, Steve went from looking like a zombie to a total beefcake after playing on our server for just one hour. So come on, join us and let’s kick cancer’s butt together! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringBlocks #WastingNoMore

ProperSurvival – An actual vanilla survival server (1.21)

Cheating, Chill, Community, Discord, duplication, Griefing, HACKING, home, Land Claim, Minecraft, seed maps, Server, Small, spawn protection, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla, Vote Rewards, x-ray

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you fed up with all the servers that claim to be “vanilla” survival servers but have vote rewards, land claim, /home, teleportation or spawn protection? ProperSurvival is just Minecraft in its purest form without any unnecessary systems or plugins.

Hacking or cheating in any way including x-ray, duplication and seed maps isn’t allowed. Other than that, let’s try to have a small and chill community with minimal griefing.

Server Discord: discord.gg/EjUjAXZb

propersurvival.playmc.be:25073

TrueKingAnarchy: The Server That’s Sort Of Anarchy But Not Really, Just A Little Vanilla Fun, No Hacks, No Resets

alliances, Anarchy, building, building projects, Cheats, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Hacks, Massive, massive building, Place, Plugins, Projects, Resets, Server, Skills, şort, surprise encounters, Testing, Total Freedom, TrueKingAnarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

Overview
TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are almost no plugins, and the use of hacks/cheats is not permitted.
IP
95.216.215.160

See you there! Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on TrueKingAnarchy, keeping the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
Can I use hacks or cheats?	No, the use of hacks or cheats is not permitted on the server.
What type of gameplay can I expect?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, whether it’s forming alliances, testing skills, or taking on building projects.

EmberCraft Minecraft Server

Battles, Characters, embercraft, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Three Houses, long-running series, Medieval, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy game, tactical combat, tactical rpg, turn based, video game

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is about to blow your mind! We’ve taken Minecraft and turned it into Fire Emblem – that’s right, now you can battle it out with your friends using swords, magic, and even dragons!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the world of Fire Emblem Minecraft. These llamas have been studying the art of war for years and are ready to lead you to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, a portal to a secret dimension opens up where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may be cute, but they’re fierce warriors in disguise!

BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this tale of friendship turned sour.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us now for a gaming experience that’s just as crazy as this story! (But don’t worry, we won’t charge you $700 for it) 😉

MineCraftMayhem: RussianRageInBorder

Attack, border crisis, border region, Conflict, criticism, eastern europe, Frustration, geopolitical tensions, Government, inaction, international relations, Invasion, Military, MinecraftMayhem, Officials, Outrage, response, RussianRageInBorder, russians, State, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA! OUR BORDER REGION IS LIT WITH ACTION AND INACTION, JUST LIKE OFFICIALS DEALING WITH UKRAINIAN FORCES!

WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!

BlockHeadCops & DepressedDiggers

BlockHeadCops, DepressedDiggers, depressive symptoms, first responders, head injury, head trauma, law enforcement, law enforcement depression, law enforcement injuries, law enforcement mental health, law enforcement officers, law enforcement PTSD, law enforcement trauma, mental health, mental health awareness, Officers, police officers, ptsd, research, study, Trauma

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Towns Built:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, u should cuz get this – 3 outta 4 cops have had a head injury! and like, they say if u join our server, u won’t get PTSD or be depressed like those head injury cops. so like, join now and protect ur brain from the bad vibes, bro!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	182
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!