adware Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Melodic Pixel Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Average, baby, desperate incels, dick pics, dominant gay tops, Fool, fool me again, happy christmas, Honey, Land, last christmas, Massive, melodic, nudes, Pictures, PIXEL, Plain, resent, Small, song, Tears, Ugly

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of nudes and ugly faces! We promise a unique experience filled with small surprises and desperate incels. Unleash your inner fool and let dominant gay tops rule the land. It’s a Christmas miracle you won’t want to miss!

Cancelled Hampage and Dropped Slopwave – Minecraft SMP

aew, backstage reason, CANCELLED, DROPPED, freefalling, Hampage, long tail tags, make this shit up, Minecraft, minute, Ratings, SHOCKWAVE, Show, Slopwave, smp, TV deal, wrestling, wrestlinginc

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to escape the drama of canceled shows like Hampage and Slopwave, and dive headfirst into a world where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to ridiculous pranks involving exploding sheep, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Forget about boring old TV deals and ratings, on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time and causing mayhem wherever you go. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LateNightMiners Minecraft Server

business startup, child rearing, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Fairness, family dynamics, future planning, high cost of living, LateNightMiners, long-term perspective, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, REST, Retirement, self-care, Server, Support, Time management, traditional roles, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Gems Collected:	17
Crops Grown:	2335	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of unreasonable expectations like coming home early to help with the kids? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our virtual world allows you to focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any nagging from spouses.

Create your own business empire in Minecraft and watch it grow without any complaints from your partner about “time for yourself”. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate entrepreneur in our server?

Forget about traditional roles and responsibilities, in our Minecraft world, you can be whoever you want to be! No more arguments about who does more work at home, just pure gaming bliss.

So, are you the AITA in real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind!

LottoGift5k Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas gift, Etiquette, financial windfall, Generosity, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift recipient, Gratitude, holiday, holiday season, jackpot, lottery ticket, lottery winner, LottoGift5k, LUCK, Minecraft, MONEY, receiving money, smp, social norms, unexpected gift, Winnings

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	5382
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2

OMG guys, so like, imagine this crazy scenario. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP and out of nowhere, you find a lottery ticket as a Christmas gift and BAM you win $5,000! Now, what do you do with all that sweet, sweet cash? Well, first of all, you gotta join our server because we have the most lit community ever. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, a pet creeper zoo, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, if you win the lottery on our server, you get a special rank that lets you ride a flying pig around the map. So come join us and let’s get rich and party like there’s no tomorrow! #minecraftgoals #lotteryluck #piggypower 🐷💰🎉

WrongCraft: Confidently Weird

abnormal behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre moments, Confidently, eccentric actions, funny mistakes, odd occurrences, offbeat moments, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar occurrences, quirky habits, strange actions, strange habits, uncommon occurrences, unconventional behavior, unique actions, unusual habits, unusual incidents, weird, weird behavior, WrongCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Towns Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of seeing people confidently fail at the simplest tasks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hub for all things hilariously wrong! Join us and witness players confidently build houses upside down, mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe, and tame creepers thinking they’re pets.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players compete in a parkour challenge blindfolded while riding pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even see someone confidently try to ride a chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… pure entertainment!

PolandCraft: Mandatory Weapon Training!

Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, education, escalation, Europe, geopolitical tensions, government policy, international relations, Mandatory, Military, national security, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, preparedness, Russian Invasion, Safety, schoolkids, self defense, Training, weapon, weapons training

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3516
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magic Items Found:	3496
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we take weapon training to a whole new level! Just like Poland making it mandatory for schoolkids cuz of the threat of a Russian invasion, we make sure you’re always ready for battle in the blocky world. Join us and become a master of swords, bows, and TNT! Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the server from a zombie apocalypse or something. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get armed and dangerous!

Gifted Undies: Weird or Fine?

awkward, christmas, Cultural, Etiquette, family, Fine, funny, generation gap, gift, GIFTED, Gifting, holiday, humor, parents, PRESENT, relationship, social norms, taboo, tradition, underwear, undies, weird

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? it’s like, the most epic place ever, man. like, you gotta join because the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they’re gonna take you on a trip to outer space if you play long enough.

also, there’s this secret underground city on the server where all the villagers are actually super intelligent and they teach you how to speak in code. it’s like, top secret spy stuff, bro.

oh, and did i mention that if you find the hidden treasure chest on the server, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so, like, if you wanna have the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Galactic Quest Girl 1.20

anniversary, Automotive Industry, Birthday, Business, collaboration, COMEBACK, Competition, Fairlady Z, Future, Galactic, girl, GT-giRl, Honda, Japan, Japan time, long tail tag, Marketing, Merger, nissan, Partnership, Potential, Quest, speculation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Nissan turning 91 in Japan time and partnering with Honda, like what even is reality anymore? I wouldn’t be surprised if GT-giRl comes back just to sell more Fairlady Zs, like bruh, that’s some next level shizo crazy stuff right there. Join this server and question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, man. It’s a wild ride, just like Nissan and Honda teaming up, like what even is life, bro? Just join and let your mind be blown, like seriously, it’s gonna be lit AF.

””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

CraftyFianceGiftless Minecraft Server

30s, aita, anxiety, art skills, bare necessities, christmas gift, cooking gift, couch hopping, CraftyFianceGiftless, Environment, Essentials, financial struggles, January finances, maintaining apartment, Minecraft, pastel goth, poor history, Server, Significant Other, small gift, tight finances, unemployed, Weed, Witchy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	4800	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky goodness! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a touch of magic.

Are you tired of worrying about finances and struggling to make ends meet? Well, on our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about the cost! Let your imagination run wild as you create the perfect oasis for you and your pastel goth witchy significant other.

And don’t worry about buying gifts – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and crafting the perfect present for your loved one. Who needs expensive gifts when you can give them a handmade masterpiece crafted with love and care?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? Join us today and let the fun begin!